Xtreme pack penis bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Lady Venus

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Xtremely Cute Penis!

As long as you don’t mind a little noise - and the Xtreme light show - you will not be disappointed by the power and variety of functions packed in this thing! With a total of 35 different vibrational patterns to choose from, it keeps your pleasure varied and customizable.
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Pros:
Powerful, many functions and modes, design, phthalates & latex free.
Cons:
Loud - especially on the higher settings; lights are bright and can be distracting
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The penis bullet, while its primary function is clitoral stimulation, can also provide some ample stimulation where needed such as the nipples, testis, taint, etc. Although it's not really an internal toy, it's got a textured surface which makes it good for a little bit of shallow penetration. I wouldn't recommend this for anal, though, as there is always the risk of the cord being torn from the bullet - And nobody really wants a penis lost in their butt. Do they?

This bullet great for solo play and can be incorporated into couple's play although the lights can be a bit distracting. I would recommend this to anybody, beginners and advanced, who like cute, novelty - but powerful - bullets. It certainly has something to offer for everybody. This would also make a great bachelorette gift.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The penis bullet is made of hard smooth plastic which is non-porous, phthalates & latex free, and hypo-allergenic. The control pack is made of hard smooth plastic as well, with rubber-cote grips on the sides and front. Plastic is by far one of my favorite materials when it come to care and maintenance.

There is absolutely no smell or taste to this toy. Not that you'd be putting this in your mouth or anything. Unless you tend on giving your bullet...a blowjob?

Design / Shape / Size

I must admit, the penis shaped bullet is what attracted me to this toy. I mean, a penis bullet? It was too cute to pass up. While it's not overly realistic it certainly entails a penis - and a cute little penis it is!

The bullet itself is modestly sized at 3 inches long, 1.25 inches in diameter with a circumference of 3.75 inches meanwhile the 1.5 inches of insertable length allows for some nice shallow penetration. The ribbed textured surface around the head of the penis bullet gives some extra stimulation during insertion.

The cord is a decent almost 3 feet long - It is jacked and plugs easily into the control pack. I like this feature as it ensures that no unnecessary strain will be put on the cord, and also makes it very easy to clean just the bullet without worrying about getting water near the battery pack. The control pack itself is excellent. It is very nice looking. It has a wide range of functions, lights, a purple rubber cote no-slip grip on its side and front, and fits nicely in my hand.

I wouldn't call this a very discreet toy as it is fairly noisy and the bullet clearly represents a penis. But it would be suitable to travel with as it doesn't take up much room and can easily be stored in a drawstring bag and thrown into your suitcase/overnight bag.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Oh, the functions! - Let me tell you with the 5 different speeds and the 7 different crazy patterns of rollercoaster, vibrating, surging, escalating, and pulsating - this thing has enough functions to keep you busy for days!

On the control pack there isn’t just one “ON” light like most vibrators. This thing has a whole light show of its own. There is a simple ON/OFF button which turns it on to a steady buzz and sets the lights. Plus and minus buttons on the left side control the speed. Each press of the plus button increases vibrational intensity and starts a new set of lights. The plus and minus button on the right side changes your vibrational mode. Each press not only changes the pattern of vibration, but the arch of red lights changes with every button you push, matching the settings of your vibrator. The crazy modes have just as equally crazy light patterns - It's like a disco in your bedroom! Plus, the green lights down the center of the light panel light up with each press of the button.

In fact, I found the light-up aspect to be quite useful. With one glance (because you wouldn't want to stare at them much longer) at the arch or column of lights on the battery pack, you’ll know exactly which setting the toy is on making it highly customizable.

For only being powered by 2-AA batteries this vibe packs quite a punch let me tell you! The entire bullet vibrates so it's a little numbing on the fingers, especially when on its highest speeds. The battery compartment cover easily slides open and closed for hassle-free battery changes.

I would say the special feature of this vibe is the ON/OFF button. There is no need to run through 35 different modes to turn it off, and that my friends, is pretty awesome!
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Plastic is super easy to care for. This bullet makes it even easier to clean as the bullet unplugs from the battery pack, making washing it worry free. Simply wash the bullet with hot water and an anti bacterial soap or your favorite toy cleaner. For some extra cleansing you can wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol or a bleach solution as well. You should avoid getting water near the battery pack as it's not waterproof so wiping it down with a toy cleaner will do just fine.

Storage is just as easy. You don't have to worry about plastic reacting with other materials so you can openly store this in your toy box. Though, I store mine inside a drawstring bag to avoid tangling of the cords. This will also reduce any unnecessary strain on the cords allowing them to last longer and not short out.

You can use any lube that you wish, water or silicone based, but I would recommend water based as silicone can get pretty slippery and can make it difficult to get a good grip onto the bullet.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is plain clear plastic which you can clearly see the product through, there is a cardboard insert which includes the product name and very minimal product information. The package could be re-used for long-term storage if needed.

Personal comments

I must admit, the lights are quite much. But it's cute, it's powerful, and definitely fun to play with all the functions!

Experience

I don't use this for penetration - the tip of the penis makes for amazing, pinpointed clit stimulation, and that’s often all I am looking for in a bullet. I usually stick between speeds 2 and 3 as it's less buzzy yet still plenty strong, only skipping to 4 or 5 when I’m about to cum. I tend to use this during solo play rather than with my guy because the lights can be, well...a little distracting? We usually end up playing with the lights more so than actually concentrating on the orgasm. Also, I think that if I stared at the lights long enough, it would give me a migraine.
Follow-up commentary
Although I don't use this bullet very often, it's not because I don't like it - it's simply because I'm taking a liking to other types of vibrators. I recently hauled this out and played with the millions of whacky settings and discovered that I still do like this very much. It has worked its way up to the top of my toy box again.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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