Classix 7-function monkey - triple stimulation vibrator by Pipedream - review by ♥ Amanda ♥

Classix 7-function monkey

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The Classix 7 Function Monkey is superior in look, and failing in function. The toy offer no stimulation at full power, and is lacking in all capabilities. I found myself pulling out another toy to get the job done.
Functions fail with little pressure, little to now power from vibrations.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This Classix toy features a clitoral attachment in the shape of a monkey sticking his tongue out. The attachment is packed with a bullet inside that is controlled on the base with 10 different levels of power. The vibration is very strong at the base of the attachment, but it lacks where it counts. The tongue is small and offers no stimulation at all.

This toy also have a curved tail on the backside to be used for anal stimulation, which also was a lacking component of this toy. It is short in length, and I did not feel it when in use. I don't believe it can even reach the anal area.

The shaft has a variety of textures including a face design under the head. The shaft is a smooth jelly material with many bumps and grooves. The shaft could be used for stimulation is used correctly. The shaft also includes beads that rotate and are controlled by the remote base. There are 10 levels of powers and a "F" button to control 7 different functions for the beads. The beads to appear to be very appealing, however... with little pressure the rotation ceases and you get no stimulation from this feature.

I was disappointed overall with this toy. It looks exciting, but it failed my test. The only use that I can get out of this toy is to use it as a dildo with no function. It completely lacks in all of its function.

The Basics:
Please remember that it is jelly material. It should not be shared (without use of condom) due to no sterilization possibility. Clean the toy after each use with a toy cleaner or warm water and mild soap (try to avoid strong soaps). Store the toy in a cool dark place when done. It is a larger toy so it will not be as discreet, but should fit in a drawer or large toy case with other toys.
This toy is powered by 4 AA batteries. I have used it for three good uses and various testing of product on battery life.
Follow-up commentary
This toy looked oh so good on the site. I was so excited to get this perfect looking toy. But beware! This toy is a piece of junk! Or at least mine is. I have had this less than a month, and the rotation does not work at all, and that is after very little use. Do not waste your money on this toy!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • LicentiouslyYours
    Great review! Sorry that the toy was so disappointing. I thought you did a good job on the video, although I think maybe the slide show could have gone at the end or perhaps have gone just a bit faster maybe?

    Still, great job and nice info!
  • ? Amanda ?
    Thanks Laural. Yeah I am disappointed in the video, but my good one will not upload.
  • ? Amanda ?
    Just got the new video up... it is much better... check it out!
  • Saraid
    Great review! I'm sorry you didn't like it. Sad face I'm doing a video review on the Rabbit Habit in the next couple of weeks (it's in the mail) so maybe if that one works you can try it!
  • ? Amanda ?
    Ok sure let me know... I really want a good one!
  • ~miss.heather~
    Great review!!! I also am on the hunt for a rabbit type vibe!!!!
    It's so hard since everyone is so different!!! Hope you find one that works for you!!!! Smile
  • lexical
    Great review! Smile Thank you for sharing! The video was excellent.
  • SilverVixen
    I have the Light Up lover by Pipedream, very similar - same controls, shape, battery housing & funtions, though it doesn't have the anal stimulator. I have the same EXACT problems with the beads. I have no idea why they stop! They literally grind to a hault which is so frustrating because it's a natural reflex to tighten vaginal muscles. One would think they would revisit the manufacturing and see if they could straighten this issue out across the board!
  • ? Amanda ?
    Well I have turned this one on now, and it doesn't work correctly at all now, even without being inserted.The beads are continuing to stop rotation just when turned on. This toy is a BIG NO GO!
  • ? Amanda ?
    The beads stopped rotating completely. This toy is junk!
  • Kayla
    Ouch. I'm really sorry to hear that this thing is such crap. It does have a neat control panel on it though which is awesome. It's sad it doesn't work though.
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