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MiWill  

I miss Samantha.

And if I don't discriminate how will she know she's special!?

01/20/2011
kera007  

for # 7, what about the mom? now that will really show how much he loves her family.

01/20/2011
libby'svanity  

Samantha, or, the name of her sister.

01/20/2011

Fricking hilarious. Hopefully no one follows these guidelines because you'll be sure to have your ass or genitals handed back to ya.

01/21/2011

Lol.. good article!

01/22/2011
Stephaniee  

If BF EVER tried this stuff, #10 would be imminent.

Sadly, I have dated guys that are at this level of douche or higher. Thank goodness for BF.

seriouslyreallyseriously.blogspot.com

01/23/2011
iCandy  

WTF??? Where did this come from? LOL Too funny

02/05/2011
Octobass  

Know what the really, REALLY bad part is? My ex-husband actually did some of those... There's a reason why he's EX...

06/25/2011

Because of who my dad is I find the first one hysterical and if anyone has the balls enough to look at my father in that scenario and play it out exactly like that I might marry them and give them daily blow jobs whenever they want for the rest of my life. Yes rest assured this is just another reason why I understand that I am highly twisted.

10/19/2011

Was funny until my boyfriend said he had owned a reproduction Conan the Barbarian sword and wasn't kidding. I have to watch out for him crying out Samantha's name in bed now lol.

02/19/2012

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