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The Bloggess takes on Cosmo. Everyone loses.

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Sometimes when I can’t think of a good topic to write about for my sex column I just turn to Cosmo, the holy grail of sex talk. I choose a headline at random and I try to write the article based on my personal knowledge without peeking at the answers.

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Contributor: Kat Shanahan

"SWEET HELL BISCUITS, I AM THE GODDESS OF SATAN’S TOMB"

...I am so using this the next time I need to throw the fear of God into the kids at work.

04/18/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire)

Junk fires: the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

04/21/2012
Contributor: nanamondoute

Haha, really liked this piece.

04/24/2012
Contributor: Virginia Solita Correa-ojeda
Virginia Solita Correa-ojeda  

Testicular swelling is no laughing matter. Well, it is, but its a serious medical issue. A funny medical issue. But a serious one. Seriously, funny.

04/25/2012
Contributor: LdyLarke
LdyLarke  

omg I laughed so hard it hurt!!! excellent post haha

05/02/2012
Contributor: slapsho54
slapsho54  

You didn't mention babies with pins in their eyes. That's scary too... right? I mean, on a first date and all. OK, it's not as scary as drowning in clowns or having your clothes catch fire while you're still wearing them... but still, pretty damn scary.

Great post by the way. I loved it!

05/04/2012
Contributor: TheEroticNerd

I laughed during this entire post! They failed to mention tar, imagine being tarred by the woman you thought was going to just mount you..pure evil! lol

05/09/2012
Contributor: Airen Wolf

Both my guys admit that this list is the one reason they love polyamory and leaving the "dating" scene...especially the Sweet Hell Biscuits thing...

05/19/2012
Contributor: xxxdiannaooo

i love this post!!!

05/20/2012
Contributor: Apate
Apate  

This just made my night.

06/03/2012
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

I have a feeling Cosmo can't even touch you... even with a 9 inch clown. So... here is my idea: I know your husband hates clowns, I know you like to decorate dildos. So, with that being said I say you make a clown dildo, get all hot in bed, suggest using a toy and whip out the clown dildo!... no?

07/09/2012
Contributor: little miss kinky

LOL. Brilliant!

07/19/2012
Contributor: ginainohio

awesome

08/16/2012
Contributor: Angel Baby

LOL..You are such an amazing blogger..Im still laughing...

08/27/2012

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