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If Star Wars was remade, ala 50 Shades of Grey

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Yesterday, I was watching Star Wars for the 8,000th time and I realized that with a little creative trimming and some strong imagination, Star Wars could make some pretty great erotica. Better than 50 Shades of Grey, at least.


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Contributor: Allainskitten

Jenny you scare me. In that good way.

Contributor: Diane

Wow. *This* would make Star Wars sooo much more interesting!

Contributor: Heretic Husband
Heretic Husband  

Have you ever heard of the Star Wars Pants Game? You take a star wars quote and replace a word with 'pants'

"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought!"

"Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants."

" You are unwise to lower your pants. "

"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. "

"Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. "

Contributor: Her

Star Wars was actually a porno. . .Obi-Wan = Oh Big One Knob, Hans Solo = HanDs Solo, Princess Leia = Princess Lay-her, and then at the end, all of the "X" and "Y" fighters have to try to get into a giant sphere and only one of them can make it. . .Luke hears a voice telling him to "use the force" and then he get's in and explodes. . . .

Contributor: Katred

My personal favourite: "Pull out, Wedge, you're not doing any good back there!"

Contributor: zecookiepuss

Awesome! Love it!

Contributor: YvetteJeannine

Haha....I've never even SEEN (any of the movies) Star Wars, and this is funnny stuff!!! Yeah...don't make fun of me, please! I just do. not. like. SCIFI!

Contributor: Serena Shirley
Serena Shirley  

This is SO funny. I love "It came from...behind." Because who doesn't love a good anal sex joke?
Also, to the above poster who hasn't see Star Wars because they don't like Sci-fi, Star Wars is a Fairy Tale. It takes place long ago in a land (galaxy) far, far away. Yoda is like a fairy godmother, Princess Leia is the princess that needs saving from the Dark Lord (Vader) who imprisoned her, and Han Solo is the Lance-a-lot (The Knight/bad boy) type character who saves her. It's very romantic. "I love you." "I know"

Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

I. Love. You. No Joke.
Princess Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

This is the best. You are the best. And now I kinda wanna watch Star Wars...

Contributor: oceanchica

I'm definitely going to have to re-watch Star Wars now!

Contributor: Loriandhubby

too cute. thank you

Contributor: ss143


Contributor: peter69

you have literally just made my day.. marry me?

Contributor: mishbloom

This is why I need to read your blog more often! *dies laughing*
I was a VERY OLD 3 year old when Star Wars came out. I knew it was porno material the moment I saw Luke Skywalker smile! *sigh* And I wonder why I am the way I am NOW.

Contributor: padmeamidala

Love this!