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If Star Wars was remade, ala 50 Shades of Grey
Yesterday, I was watching Star Wars for the 8,000th time and I realized that with a little creative trimming and some strong imagination, Star Wars could make some pretty great erotica. Better than 50 Shades of Grey, at least.
Jun. 20, 2012 -
Quebec School Clerk Creates Porn Production Company
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Etchemins High School.
Dec. 27, 2011 -
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Giant Penis in Sweden Can Only Be Seen from a Plane
Lawn-mowing art thought to be a “boyish prank.” You know how boys are.
Nov. 25, 2011 -
Slap Bracelets are Back, This Time with Secret Porn!
Oops. Elementary school recalls fund-raising rewards.
Oct. 21, 2011 -
It's Like Mystery Science Theater 3000, But With Porn!
We love, love, love this idea. Coming to Showtime ...
Oct. 20, 2011 -
It's Time to Play ... The Flynt Family Feud!
Lawsuits fly between Larry, Jimmy and sons over use of name.
Oct. 18, 2011 -
Sex While Skydiving Totally Worth Getting Fired For
Well, we think so, anyway. Maybe there's a new career in it?
Oct. 17, 2011 -
L.A. Firefighters Won't Be Disciplined for Porn Participation
It turns out the video was shot in 2008, so it's too late now.
Oct. 05, 2011 -
Ron Jeremy Would Like to Tickle Your Tonsils
He's got some rum to sell. What did you think we meant?
Sep. 29, 2011 -
Porn and Golf Don't Really Go Together
Florida woman takes roommate to task with a six iron.
Sep. 27, 2011 -
L.A. Firefighters Apparently Looked the Other Way During Porn Filming
... Because how else would Charley Chase end up on a fire truck?
Sep. 27, 2011 -
An Interview With a Naturalist. Or Naturist. The One That Isn’t Nude.
Last week I went on an Alaskan cruise, and in spite of the fact that I was with my parents AND my child on a family vacation, I still managed to wrangle the ship’s Nature expert into a wholly inappropriate interview for my sex column.
Aug. 25, 2011 -
The Top Ten Strangest Things Sent to Me This Month
The month has barely even begun and already I’m flooded with a ton of bizarre links to strange things that I’M NOT EVEN SURE ARE SEX-RELATED.
Aug. 11, 2011 -
The Ten Most Disturbing Inflatable Doll Stories I’ve Been Sent This Week
I normally get a ton of strange links sent to me, but this week there seems to be a theme. And that theme is “Let’s freak Jenny out.” And also “Inflatable dolls are all over the news.”
Jul. 28, 2011 -
Technically Though, a Few are Better Than the Original
A few months ago I gave you a taste of the most horrifically awesome and frightening bizarre porn movies I’d ever heard of.
Jul. 14, 2011 -
Hard Cell: Does She Really Want to See That Pic of Your Dick?
If we didn't know before, we know now that men are sending pics of their dicks over email, cell phone, even Twitter. And really, are we surprised? No, of course not. The real question is: Does she wanna see it or doesn't she?
Jul. 06, 2011 -
Breastfeeding Mom Hoses Down Ohio Cop
Okay, this case is probably NOT covered by the First Amendment ...
Jun. 29, 2011 -
Church Radio Station Manager Caught with Pants Down
Driving while nude? Try not asking for directions ...
Jun. 28, 2011 -
Hacker Responsible for CEO's Porn-y Presentation
When you fire the IT guy, you really need to be a little more careful ...
Jun. 23, 2011 -
Environmental Group Sells Porn to Help Save Nature
Being green can be more fun than most people think.
Jun. 01, 2011 -
Standing Out From the Crowd: The Porn Actor’s Guide to Becoming a Star
We’re so lucky to live in the 21st century, surrounded by an embarrassment of pornographic riches. It’s never been so easy to find porn — the other side of that coin is there is simply too much pornography to ever watch it all, and tons of actors competing for a share of the audience. If you’re just starting out, trying to make a name for yourself, how do you get anybody to notice you?
May. 18, 2011 -
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Samurai Unicorn: I Don’t Even Know if This is Porn or Not.
Conversation between me and my friend, Chris:
Apr. 28, 2011 -
Nikol Hasler: Sex Is...Funny
I'm in the middle of a community interview for EdenFantasys, and so far the questions have been pretty intense.
Apr. 15, 2011 -
Ten Strangest Things — April Edition
Once again I am flooded with the most bizarre links that people have sent me, and once again I am sharing them with you. You’re welcome. And I’m sorry. I suppose it depends on how you feel about the links. Let’s get started, shall we?
Apr. 14, 2011 -
Top Ten Strangest Things ... and It's Only March
Once again I am flooded with bizarre crap that people sent me. And it is awesome. And terrible. And now I’ m going to share it with you. Because I’m generous.
Mar. 03, 2011 -
Postal Worker in UK Collected Sex Toys, Porn, Lingerie
Police recover stash of stolen items in man's attic.
Feb. 21, 2011 -
Titles for elderly porn movies that should never be made.
Once again I’ve managed to write my sex column by crowd-sourcing on Twitter. Mainly because the people on Twitter are far more creative and/or mentally disturbed than I am. This week their twisted minds came up with alternate titles for porn films for the elderly. It’s both awesome and terrifying. Much like most non-elderly porn, now that I think about it. Let’s begin, shall we?
Feb. 17, 2011 -
Burglar Caught With His Pants Down
Florida man apparently takes porn break during alleged theft attempt.
Feb. 09, 2011 -
The Top Ten Strangest Links Sent To The Bloggess
Once again I’m flooded with links from friends and strangers that make me wonder how my life got like this. Then someone sends me a link for zombie porn that makes me laugh hysterically and it’s all worth it. Let’s get started, shall we?
Feb. 03, 2011 -
February Porn Club Meeting Features Visit From Stoya
Porn Club is scheduled to meet up again on Wednesday, February 9th from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. EST. The DVDs selected for the Club this month are Bad Girls 5 and Love Mishaps with an appearance by star of both films, Stoya!
Jan. 31, 2011 -
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Yahoo! Search for Puppies, Find Porn
Company apologizes for embarrassing glitch with images.
Dec. 16, 2010 -
Lip Service Star Raylene Attends Eden Fantasys Porn Club Meeting
Our second Porn Club discussion was a lively and intense event. So many people joined in, including Raylene, the star and producer of Lip Service.
Dec. 09, 2010 -
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Facebook Glitch Flags Female Users for Fraud; Erotic Coffins in Germany; Situation and B-Pal Make PSA
Social networking giant disables untold numbers of accounts—women only.
Nov. 17, 2010 -
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Full-Body Scans Contested in Court; Full-Body Sex Statues Not Debated in Court; Porn Detection Stick, Doesn't
Privacy organization says “suspicionless” body imaging of travelers at airports is unconstitutional.
Nov. 04, 2010 -
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Top Ten Things People Sent Me This Month
Once again, I am flooded with bizarre links from friends and strangers that make me say “Uh…thanks?”
Sep. 30, 2010 -
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Hospital Operates Porn While Prince Denies Internet
During a House of Commons debate on improving government transparency, it came out that a London hospital had loaned out one of its wards for the filming of a pornographic movie.
Jul. 06, 2010 -
Email from Crazy People
Instead of spam and junk email, I get email from random strangers sharing their ideas for porn and homemade sex toys.
Jul. 01, 2010 -
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The Naked Reader Book Club: That is So NOT Sexy!
There is good erotica, and there is bad erotica. When it's good, it's very, very good. When it's bad...it's almost always usually good for a laugh. But why is it so hard to write the good stuff? Here's one man's theory.
May. 24, 2010 -
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Do Not Make a Sex Tape, You Idiot.
This month I’m writing my column based on Cosmo Magazine titles to prove to my grandmother that this column is just as socially acceptable as Cosmo and that she should really stop telling her friends that I'm doing missionary work in Zimbabwe for a living. I don’t even know where Zimbabwe is, granny. So, onto today’s subject…
Jan. 28, 2010 -
The Bloggess: Stuff I wonder about porn stars
This week, the Bloggess shares with the world her deep thoughts about the adult industry...
Jul. 02, 2009 -
There is pretty much no kind of porn that doesn’t already exist.
It’s a little sad, really.
Jun. 25, 2009
