Show of hands: How many of you would you suck down something of Ron Jeremy’s?
Plenty have. What if it came in a glass?
The legendary adult film star is the proud purveyor of a new product, a spiced rum called Ron de Jeremy, his first name being Spanish for rum (check it out on RondeJeremy.com). Jeremy was in Florida promoting the new product and The Florida Alligator student newspaper (U of F) found that though Jeremy himself isn’t much of a drinker he’s enjoying having a product to endorse and, well … they needed a Ron.
“Ron Reagan died, Ron Howard's making movies, and I'll do anything,” he told the paper.
And it’s a spiffy idea: a little Ron de Jeremy rum and a little Ron Jeremy film and you and your honey could have a nice evening on your hands (or wherever one of you aims).
But there are other ways to get involved besides as a consumer: Jeremy says he’s looking for slogans (“The Adult Rum,” is the one on the website). The one he gave the Alligator: “Any other rum doesn’t have a third leg to stand on.”
We like that. And we look forward to having a little taste of a big legend. (Is that good? Can we have a free bottle for that?)
Plenty have. What if it came in a glass?
The legendary adult film star is the proud purveyor of a new product, a spiced rum called Ron de Jeremy, his first name being Spanish for rum (check it out on RondeJeremy.com). Jeremy was in Florida promoting the new product and The Florida Alligator student newspaper (U of F) found that though Jeremy himself isn’t much of a drinker he’s enjoying having a product to endorse and, well … they needed a Ron.
“Ron Reagan died, Ron Howard's making movies, and I'll do anything,” he told the paper.
And it’s a spiffy idea: a little Ron de Jeremy rum and a little Ron Jeremy film and you and your honey could have a nice evening on your hands (or wherever one of you aims).
But there are other ways to get involved besides as a consumer: Jeremy says he’s looking for slogans (“The Adult Rum,” is the one on the website). The one he gave the Alligator: “Any other rum doesn’t have a third leg to stand on.”
We like that. And we look forward to having a little taste of a big legend. (Is that good? Can we have a free bottle for that?)
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