It would seem some people really like their porn rags. Like, they take 'em everywhere they go. When they go on trips or take a shower or go on car stealing sprees, they've got their trusty nudie mag right there with them in the passenger seat. Yes, we said, “car stealing spree.” Yeah, we wish we were kidding.
His name's Kevin Signalness, and he's from Portland, Ore. And this guy just looks like he thinks he's bad-ass enough to get away with the stunt he pulled, with the sneer he gave the mugshot camera.
According to Portland police, Kevin got drunk and stole a car. Then, he drove around Portland with his pants unzipped and his porn magazine on the passenger seat. Eventually, as drunk drivers so often do, Kevin ran his stolen car into something. But luckily, the only thing Kevin killed was the crime scene tape police had put up after the fatal shooting of a 14-year-old boy. Yes, he drove into a crime scene. In a stolen car. With his pants unzipped and porn on the passenger seat. Big day, wouldn’t you say?
His name's Kevin Signalness, and he's from Portland, Ore. And this guy just looks like he thinks he's bad-ass enough to get away with the stunt he pulled, with the sneer he gave the mugshot camera.
According to Portland police, Kevin got drunk and stole a car. Then, he drove around Portland with his pants unzipped and his porn magazine on the passenger seat. Eventually, as drunk drivers so often do, Kevin ran his stolen car into something. But luckily, the only thing Kevin killed was the crime scene tape police had put up after the fatal shooting of a 14-year-old boy. Yes, he drove into a crime scene. In a stolen car. With his pants unzipped and porn on the passenger seat. Big day, wouldn’t you say?
This is just wow. I am speechless.