1. The best hand job song ever. Unless “Stairway to Heaven” was about hand jobs. I don’t think it was though.
2. Yarn porn. Honestly, I don’t even know if this is safe for work or not. I’m leaning toward “not.”
3. Well that seems…unsafe at best.
4. I can’t tell if this is creepy or funny. More of the first one, I think.
5. “I see you girls checkin’ out my sugalumps.”
6. Dolphin boobs. Apparently.
7. Nice nipples, pasta.
8. Lego Porn. It was only a matter of time, really.
9. ET Porn. Okay, this just makes me sad. In lots of ways.
10. You guys? Worst. Gangbang. Ever.
2. Yarn porn. Honestly, I don’t even know if this is safe for work or not. I’m leaning toward “not.”
3. Well that seems…unsafe at best.
4. I can’t tell if this is creepy or funny. More of the first one, I think.
5. “I see you girls checkin’ out my sugalumps.”
6. Dolphin boobs. Apparently.
7. Nice nipples, pasta.
8. Lego Porn. It was only a matter of time, really.
9. ET Porn. Okay, this just makes me sad. In lots of ways.
10. You guys? Worst. Gangbang. Ever.
Oh, my! I also quite like Jonathan Finn's Hand Job Protest Song. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVII2e3UWyo] (for those who haven't seen it)
Heheh, my favourite part of the Sugalumps video is when they reference the Prince of Parties! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LLRk3_nogo]
Whee, Flight of the Conchords!
I have been in the presence of those two (and their sugalumps!) and let me tell you... Photos and videos don't do them justice. They're both GORGEOUS.
The Grapes of Wrath also has a super-hot sex scene that I have re-read many times. I can never tell whether it's a prayer meeting or an orgy. I always read it as an orgy.