I swear to God I’m not making this up. It doesn’t faze me anymore because I’m so used to it, but I was thinking that probably to a normal person this would seem fucking insane. And it is. But it’s also awesome and probably should be shared. Case in point? The email I just got from this random dude.
Subject line: Dictator Porn.
Dear The Bloggess,
I'm just going to skip formalities and dive right into my story.
So I was at work like 2 months ago, and I was standing around sweeping, and I started to think about what a Hitler porno would be called. And then I was all like, "Duh! Mein Kakp: An Erotic Retelling of Der Fuhrer's Life."
And so I texted that to my friend, and he didn't reply, so I sent him another one saying, "A Communist Man-You-Fuck-So-Good: The Erotic Tales of Karl Marx. (This book features a chapter/3some with Mein Kakp)."
And finally he replied and said, "Um... What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"What?” I replied, "Your place of business doesn't make you think of fascist dicks?"
I'm pretty sure I won that argument. Anyway here's all the 20 or so titles I thought up. You can do whatever you'd like with them.
A Cubano Dongo: How Castro Straight Ass Fucked Cuba
Iraq In The Sack: The True Exploits of Saddam Hussein
Buttnito Mussolini: An Alternate View of World War Two... An All ASS view
Kim Jong Feel Me Cum: A Look Into Nut Korea
Idi Aminstral Cycle: So... Can I At Least Get A Blowjob?
Idi Aminher: In Her? I Barely Know Her. But It Doesn't Matter, I'm A Fucking Dictator. I Can Have Sex With Anyone I Want.
Stalin': How Erectile Dysfunction Almost Brought Down The Allies (A Fetish Novel). Apparently my friends didn't get this one... His penis 'stalled' a.k.a., he has erectile dysfunction.
Leninandout: 500 pages of pure, awesome, badass thrusting descriptions
Ba'll Rock Yourmomma: How Socialists Are Fucking America.
Benjamin Fuckland: The Founding Father's Revolutionary Ideas.
Thomas Effyouson: Though He Drafted The Constitution, No Pen Was Mightier Than HIS Sword.
George Watchington: A Voyeuristic Tour Of The Revolutionary War.
Benedick Arnold: Betraying His Country... And Sexuality?
George W. Bush: The Landscape of The Seventies. A Coffeetable Book
Anywho, enjoy. Also, if you post any of these up, please don't mention my name or email.
Signed (name removed)
Never stop, crazy people. Never, ever stop.
Subject line: Dictator Porn.
Dear The Bloggess,
I'm just going to skip formalities and dive right into my story.
So I was at work like 2 months ago, and I was standing around sweeping, and I started to think about what a Hitler porno would be called. And then I was all like, "Duh! Mein Kakp: An Erotic Retelling of Der Fuhrer's Life."
And so I texted that to my friend, and he didn't reply, so I sent him another one saying, "A Communist Man-You-Fuck-So-Good: The Erotic Tales of Karl Marx. (This book features a chapter/3some with Mein Kakp)."
And finally he replied and said, "Um... What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"What?” I replied, "Your place of business doesn't make you think of fascist dicks?"
I'm pretty sure I won that argument. Anyway here's all the 20 or so titles I thought up. You can do whatever you'd like with them.
A Cubano Dongo: How Castro Straight Ass Fucked Cuba
Iraq In The Sack: The True Exploits of Saddam Hussein
Buttnito Mussolini: An Alternate View of World War Two... An All ASS view
Kim Jong Feel Me Cum: A Look Into Nut Korea
Idi Aminstral Cycle: So... Can I At Least Get A Blowjob?
Idi Aminher: In Her? I Barely Know Her. But It Doesn't Matter, I'm A Fucking Dictator. I Can Have Sex With Anyone I Want.
Stalin': How Erectile Dysfunction Almost Brought Down The Allies (A Fetish Novel). Apparently my friends didn't get this one... His penis 'stalled' a.k.a., he has erectile dysfunction.
Leninandout: 500 pages of pure, awesome, badass thrusting descriptions
Ba'll Rock Yourmomma: How Socialists Are Fucking America.
Benjamin Fuckland: The Founding Father's Revolutionary Ideas.
Thomas Effyouson: Though He Drafted The Constitution, No Pen Was Mightier Than HIS Sword.
George Watchington: A Voyeuristic Tour Of The Revolutionary War.
Benedick Arnold: Betraying His Country... And Sexuality?
George W. Bush: The Landscape of The Seventies. A Coffeetable Book
Anywho, enjoy. Also, if you post any of these up, please don't mention my name or email.
Signed (name removed)
Never stop, crazy people. Never, ever stop.
That is so ridiculously awesome. Made me LOL for sure.
Imagine how much time this guy must have spent dreaming these up.
um.... like.
LOL, yesssss.
He has a lot of free time!
OMG I have no words
The only thing I can say about this is, I dont want to see ANY of these people naked, EVER!
lol. thank you mr. nut