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Contributor: Ian O'Neill
Ian O'Neill  

Goth clown rocks. Not sinister in the slightest. (I'm soooo having clown nightmares tonight.)

04/22/2010
Contributor: Jason X Smith
Jason X Smith  

Agreed. Goth clown all the way. But is that a picture of broccoli in the background? That's going to leave any clown with a bad after taste. Promote pineapples. Just a suggestion.

04/22/2010
Contributor: Edwin Perello
Edwin Perello  

These pictures are SO going into my porn folder for future use.

04/22/2010
Contributor: The Bloggess

It's actually a picture of asparagus. It was a gift.

04/22/2010
Contributor: LisainMD
LisainMD  

Oh, thank you, Bloggess! You are wrong in all of the right ways!

04/23/2010
Contributor: Jeff Schult

So thanks to you I had to search the web for sexy clown images, and I can report back that even Pamela Anderson does not look hot in a clown outfit.

For next year, maybe Victor has to try on the outfit and surprise you?

04/23/2010
Contributor: meezerosity

Hey hold it now, some people find clowns incredibly sexy. Like this girl [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCSHSPGJKjg]

However, I'm with Victor. Clowns are terrifying.

04/24/2010
Contributor: Elizabeth Edwards
Elizabeth Edwards  

Oh come on, he didn't find you totally adorable in outfit # 2? Clearly Victor is having problems with his vision. You're a cutie patootie! Outfit # 3 is totally awesome for a Halloween costume too.

04/25/2010
Contributor: brodyqat
brodyqat  

Oh dude, outfit #3 would be perfect for Burning Man this year! I'm not sure what the contest is, but I'd love to enter and end up with that.

It's the right combination of Horrifying and Sexy that's perfect for Burning Man. Or a zombie crawl. Or heck, dinner with my Mom!

04/25/2010
Contributor: cagey (Kelli Oliver Geoge)
cagey (Kelli Oliver Geoge)  

What? No Catholic School Girl Clown? You disappoint me.

04/25/2010
Contributor: helenc32
helenc32  

I just found this column and I am literally crying from laughing so hard! I can't wait to read the other blogs!!!

12/21/2010
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

I think I may feel bad for your husband.... But his suffering is so f-ing funny that I forget. And I think you make a pretty hot goth clown.

10/20/2011
Contributor: Terry13
Terry13  

You were totally hot in outfits 2 and 3 but number 3 was the best and actually turned me on! You are one sexy clown!

05/27/2012

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