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Clown porn is not as funny as you think it’s going to be

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Warning—no clowns were penetrated, cajoled, or agitated in the making of this article. We will studiously deny any approval of it. We will not pay for your emotional trauma. Or a tongue-graft, so that you may regrow your sense of good taste. And thus, without further ado, we present...the Bloggess.

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Contributor: robinprine
robinprine  

I just found this and your blog....LOVE IT....i've had my first big laugh of the morning! THanks so much!

04/20/2010
Contributor: selkieflame
selkieflame  

Now I have to go and Google clown porn. It cannot be any more disturbing than Bettie Page's eyebrow action. Seriously.

12/23/2010
Contributor: RCB
RCB  

My blatantly politically correct neighbors often dress up as clowns in the middle of the night and never bother to close the drapes. I feel so violated because I don't bother to close my drapes either and am basically forced to witness the indescribable. There's something so politically incorrect about having to watch two political correctness fetishists transforming into something even worse. Help!

RCB

P.S. I've tried goggles and even an old sock to cover my eyes, but to no avail. Do you think I should confront them?

04/28/2011
Contributor: Elizabeth Byrnes Hamm
Elizabeth Byrnes Hamm  

Ok, I get that I am like...way behind on this. But it seems pertinent to mention (and you might already know this and I don't know that you do because I am new to your blog, and there is a lot to read, so I am a bit behind) that there was some pretty fucked up porn way back in the early 1900's.

For your enjoyment, I refer you to Anais Nin Erotic tales...Lots of incest, opium smoking and bondage...Excellent reading material. And your husband *might* be less judgemental...maybe...

LBH

10/06/2011
Contributor: Elizabeth Byrnes Hamm
Elizabeth Byrnes Hamm  

Also...sorry for the double post...but I lived with a guy who was into "Whatever the most Messed up Porn I can Find Today"...mostly it was a lot of animal porn.

Watching a girl try to deep throat a horse is actually worse than clown porn.
...I'm just sayin'

10/06/2011
Contributor: Traci Rogers
Traci Rogers  

Ok I found the clown sex. Rob Zombie Movie called The Devil's Rejects. Creepy. Weird.

10/13/2011
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

I think one should re-examine themselves if their husband put a child lock on the computer for you... Just saying. I think you husband is funny

02/11/2012
Contributor: CRAZYSEXYONE

just found your blog love it

06/03/2012
Contributor: smart aleck
smart aleck  

This makes me laugh so hard...because years ago I was at Victoria's Secret with my best friend and they had atrocious lingerie with lots and lots of big polka dots in bright colors (yes, it was part of the semi annual sale)...and I quipped that it looked like something that belonged in clown porn (this was the days before the internet) and she just looked at me like I had two heads.
So now I feel like I knew about something legit. Thanks Blogess!

09/26/2012