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Top Ten Strangest Things ... and It's Only March

Top Ten Strangest Things ... and It's Only March

Once again I am flooded with bizarre crap that people sent me. And it is awesome. And terrible. And now I’ m going to share it with you. Because I’m generous.
by The Bloggess published date: March 03, 2011
Let’s begin, shall we?

The top ten strangest things that people sent me this month:

1. Is it just me or does Power Pap look a lot like Santana from Glee?

2. That totally happened during my first kiss too.

3. So, the inflatable latex sheep costume goes under the inflatable latex sheep costume?

4. It’s days like these I wish I knew how to read Japanese.

5. Justice League XXX

6. I’ve watched this 20 times and it just keeps getting more hysterical.

7. Is horse semen the new milkshake? No. No, it’s not.

8. This is the classiest alligator porn I have ever seen.

9. Hide the Penis Dance. It’s … sort of self-explanatory, really.

10. Golden Girls Porn. It’s actually even more awful than you’d think.
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Jenny is that weird girl at your school that you never talked to and you wondered what happened to her and turns out she's still weird and writes a series of blogs and columns about ninjas and sasquatches and porn. You can find her at thebloggess.com. She's odd and we wonder how she managed to live this long.

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