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The Ten Most Disturbing Inflatable Doll Stories I’ve Been Sent This Week

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I normally get a ton of strange links sent to me, but this week there seems to be a theme. And that theme is “Let’s freak Jenny out.” And also “Inflatable dolls are all over the news.”

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Contributor: angelkisses

07/28/2011
Contributor: Megan Ward

number 10 and 9 are bound to be THE freakiest things ive ever seen

07/28/2011
Contributor: CD
CD  

I wonder if they make an Orlando Bloom inflatable doll...

07/29/2011
Contributor: Gookenhymen
Gookenhymen  

Not really trying to "one-up" anything, but sharing because, wtf Japan... really? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wAEm_M1flbE]

07/29/2011
Contributor: Gookenhymen
Gookenhymen  

My mistake... Germany. I'm losing track of countries making... things.

07/29/2011
Contributor: kjkitty
kjkitty  

My sister's ex would actually probably be pretty into that inflatable sheep actually. He's not into bestiality or anything . . . but he was pretty into sheep.

07/29/2011
Contributor: KinkyDesire

HILARIOUS!!!!! Just to funny and weird for words!!!!

07/29/2011
Contributor: virginiaplain

I love that the inflatable doll costume manufacturer indicates that it's made of "the best quality with your child in mind". When I dress my children as sex dolls, these getups had better be flame retardant!

07/30/2011
Contributor: in bed with married women
in bed with married women  

also inflatable doll costume is "recommended for adult parties." recommended by whom?

but the real reason i would never wear it is because that tan body stocking looks way unflattering, not to meaning sweat inducing.

jill
[http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com]

07/31/2011
Contributor: in bed with married women
in bed with married women  

that's "mention" not "meaning". damn you auto correct! oh, wait, it was just me fucking up.

07/31/2011
Contributor: Jeff Schult

Okay, the inflatable sex doll costume is quite creepy, but not as creepy as Amazon thinking that if I am interested in an inflatable sex doll, I also may wish to purchase a Sonic the Hedgehog Party Pack Add-On.

08/01/2011
Contributor: calishorty4
calishorty4  

Omg. Number 7 almost made me vomit. Now I'll have to delete my browsing history as it shows sex toys, dolls, and sex sheep. *facepalm*

08/01/2011
Contributor: Lucy Smith
Lucy Smith  

My favorite blow up doll story was always the urban legend of "Arkansas Woman Dies in Mistaken Rapture" [http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.asp]

08/01/2011
Contributor: am skeered
am skeered  

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3W6NcHtWlQ&feature=player_embedded#at=38] you need to see this

08/01/2011
Contributor: Oscar Mayer

that costume is terrifying

08/01/2011
Contributor: virginialemon
virginialemon  

OMG did you see the "Product Features" for #10.......
Made with the Best Quality Material with your child in mind.
Top Quality Children's Item.

wtf. no really, wtf.

08/02/2011
Contributor: Erin Go-Bragh
Erin Go-Bragh  

My favorite thing about that last one is that it's an inflatable doll costume sold on AMAZON. Haha.

09/02/2011
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

Prison?! Seriously that seems like an intense punishment for leaving a blow up doll in a bathroom! And come on what sheep doesnt just naturally wear fishnets?!

10/19/2011

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