Hot laptop burns scientist's penis

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Nope, he wasn't getting a lap dance. But he might have been in a concentration trance, because the 50-year-old researcher "remembered feeling a burning sensation" through his pants and shorts while writing a report on his laptop, which was atop his lap for about an hour. The next morning his penis was red and irritated, so he went to the doctor.

It was all downhill from there. First a rather large blister developed on his penis. Then it broke and became infected. And soon his penis was encrusted with scabs. After about a week, however, angels began singing the healing song. The case came to light in a letter to The Lancet. Was he writing a report or a little hot erotica?