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Contributor: Gary Gary
What's the WORST porno you have ever seen?
05/23/2010
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Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
In terms of hype? Coming Home by Vivid. The porn with Brad Armstrong. It won a couple AVNs and everything, so I expected a *little* bit more from it. It was pretty much the same thing over and over and over again with different actors. Nothing about it engaged me or turned me on.

In terms of all over horribleness? This porno called Cock Lovers [volume 1!]. The noises and randomness was just... ugh.

I don't watch much actual video pornos that I don't know that I'll love though, so I'm sure there is worse out there.
05/23/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Tampa Bukkake 6 was pretty awful, but the worst I think so far was "Sex Rituals of the Occult". That was just painful to sit through.
05/23/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
I am gonna have to go with Screeched!
05/25/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Gary
I am gonna have to go with Screeched!
Man... what if Carrot Top made porn DVD?
05/26/2010
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
I can't remember the title of our worst because really bad porn always goes straight from the DVD player to the trash can, but I know that Overboard Video is on our "don't buy their stuff" list.

And Gary, I could have gone all year without the image of a Carrot Top porno in my head!
05/26/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Alan & Michele
I can't remember the title of our worst because really bad porn always goes straight from the DVD player to the trash can, but I know that Overboard Video is on our "don't buy their stuff" list.

And Gary, I could have gone ... more
Ha, my drummer and I were talking about him last night. I saw that episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels with him on, and then the drummer was talking about him being on all these celebrity roasts where people make as much fun of him as whoever is being roasted... and then I saw this thread so. You know...
05/26/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Gary
Ha, my drummer and I were talking about him last night. I saw that episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels with him on, and then the drummer was talking about him being on all these celebrity roasts where people make as much fun of him as whoever is ... more
No way, no how would I watch a porno with Carrot Top lol.
Gene Simmons on the other hand...
05/26/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Sammi
No way, no how would I watch a porno with Carrot Top lol.
Gene Simmons on the other hand...
I bet there are videos somewhere. After sleeping with 4,600 woman, there are bound to be a few videos.
05/28/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Gary
I bet there are videos somewhere. After sleeping with 4,600 woman, there are bound to be a few videos.
Last night on my way home from the warehouse I was reading about Gene Simmons on Wikipedia. Wikipedia is my favorite thing to do on the bus! But there was some tape that surfaced, that he says was made without his consent, and not much mroe was said about it. He definitely has the lawyer money to bury such a thing... but it may exist.
06/02/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Conquest... this was a big budget movie and a multi-award winner, and I can't understand why. HORRIBLE!
06/08/2010
Contributor: Jill Ingoff Jill Ingoff
hmmm, I'd say that a lot of celebrity sex tapes are just AWFUL. And I don't like to watch reality porn because it's boring.
06/09/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Oh yeah.... there is a Joey Buttafuco sex tape too. Crazy!
06/09/2010
Contributor: AndersonGirl AndersonGirl
I saw a clip of a porn called "Penis Animal" on a website. I'm not sure which movie it came from, but it was just awful. It was really well made and featured a very attractive blonde who gets attacked by a...penis animal. It's an animal with teeth....covered with jelly dildos.

Definitely made me laugh.
06/09/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by AndersonGirl
I saw a clip of a porn called "Penis Animal" on a website. I'm not sure which movie it came from, but it was just awful. It was really well made and featured a very attractive blonde who gets attacked by a...penis animal. It's an ... more
That sounds amazingly...something. I'd love to see that clip!
06/09/2010
Contributor: AndersonGirl AndersonGirl
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
That sounds amazingly...something. I'd love to see that clip!
I'm not sure if I can post the link but search for penis animal on pornhub. Or google "pornhub penis animal" and it's the first link.

It's...it's something alright.
06/09/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by AndersonGirl
I saw a clip of a porn called "Penis Animal" on a website. I'm not sure which movie it came from, but it was just awful. It was really well made and featured a very attractive blonde who gets attacked by a...penis animal. It's an ... more
That reminds of this movie that I think was called, 'Son of Dong'.
06/09/2010
Contributor: married with children married with children
anything from the 80's. LOL
12/28/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Anyone ever hear of that video where a girl shoots a bear and then they have sex on it?
12/29/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Anyone ever hear of that video where a girl shoots a bear and then they have sex on it?
No, I have not! hahaa

I was just thinking the other day, when I saw Ted Nudgent on TV:

"I bet I could Direct a Ted Nudgent Porn Parody, I'd Call it 'Ted goes hunting for White Tails". a Little bit of a pun. White Tails equals Deer or ummm a woman's rump!
12/29/2010