Knit fake breasts

Contributor: Faeya Faeya
I found these a long while back, and have since made them for when my bf feels like dressing up. They work pretty well, and can be decorated if you want. Tit Bits

Here's the set I made him. They fit quite well in a D-cup bra:

blue knit breasts]
one blue knit breast

The only problems he had was that the stuffing is a bit fluffy until they pack down a bit, and I had to put some weight in them. Each has about a dozen glass marbles tied into a piece of nylons buried in the fiberfill. Also, I was a beginning knitter when I made them, so I wasn't all that great at knitting in the round yet. I'll probably make a new set eventually now that I've improved. Also, I'd make them out of a nice, soft yarn (Simply Soft or something similar) since they are going to rub against the person wearing them's chest. The pattern itself recommends them for mastectomy patients, and says that you can sew them so the bottom part indents in to protect the scars if necessary.

Anyway, just thought I'd post this in case anyone had a use for it

*edit* grrr...I hate flickr links
03/09/2012
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Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Ha. That's great. Have you tried other fillings? Like...buckwheat, or maybe sand?
03/10/2012
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
These are great! I wonder if anyone has created a crocheted version? I simply have never been able to wrap my head (or hands) around knitting, and how it works. I'd like a pair if my boyfriend ever decides he'd like to try a little feminization, and I know many breast cancer survivors who could benefit from one of these, who would rather go breastless than wear their "gross" prosthetic breasts. (Their opinion of the prosthesis, not mine.)
03/10/2012
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
I have visions of your boyfriend dressing as a female Na'vi because they're blue.
03/10/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
wow, this is awesome. i love seeing sex-related crafts! great job, thanks for posting.
03/12/2012
Contributor: melissa1973 melissa1973
OMG!!!! I totally love the idea, you are so creative. They really look great!!
03/12/2012
Contributor: Miss Morphine Miss Morphine
These are awesome!
03/13/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
x'D Those are pretty cute, I may have to see about making my boyfriend a pair to fill out the pretty dresses I'm going to put on him (he likes it once in a while anyway so I don't feel bad planning such things).

*insert evil looking smile here while creepy music plays*
03/14/2012
Contributor: SubmissiveFeminist SubmissiveFeminist
Haha, cute. =P
03/21/2012
Contributor: CadmiumKitty CadmiumKitty
amazing
05/07/2012
Contributor: sodapin sodapin
LOL I'd actually be so interested in a penis and balls version xD.
07/03/2012
Contributor: Faeya Faeya
Quote:
Originally posted by sodapin
LOL I'd actually be so interested in a penis and balls version xD.
I could probably figure one out, but it might be a bit itchy if you actually decide to use it for packing
07/06/2012
Contributor: sodapin sodapin
Quote:
Originally posted by Faeya
I could probably figure one out, but it might be a bit itchy if you actually decide to use it for packing
it'd be so worth it just to whip out a knitted dick xD
07/06/2012
Contributor: MK434 MK434
Thats great! The one thing I can't do is sew plus I already have fake boobs but that is pretty creative!
07/06/2012
Contributor: Life's Little Secrets Life's Little Secrets
My gf knows how to do a basic knit, so hopefully one day I can convince her to knit me a pair for feminization.
08/09/2012
Contributor: glasskitten glasskitten
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
I have visions of your boyfriend dressing as a female Na'vi because they're blue.
Tee-hee!

They are very cute.
09/01/2012
Contributor: SimpleHedonist SimpleHedonist
A few years back I knitted over 75 pair of yarn titties!! I owned a yarn store, and did a challenge to see how many the store and customers could knit and donate to the American Cancer Society. In total, we sent off almost 400 pair.
09/01/2012
Contributor: amenti amenti
lol. Awesome! You should donate them to support breast cancer patients, or upload a tutorial on how to make them to a site that supports fighting breast cancer. (American Cancer Society, for starts.) Then everyone can make there own and donate them too.
11/25/2012
Contributor: amenti amenti
Quote:
Originally posted by SimpleHedonist
A few years back I knitted over 75 pair of yarn titties!! I owned a yarn store, and did a challenge to see how many the store and customers could knit and donate to the American Cancer Society. In total, we sent off almost 400 pair.
That is amazing! *hugs you* Keep it up! Inspiring me to help out too in my own ways! Heartfelt thank you for helping such a great cause! *hugs again*
11/25/2012