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Contributor: CSEA CSEA
You know you're a freak when....



(I'll start off)...
When you carry extra batteries in your purse for "just in case"
06/22/2011
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Contributor: married with children married with children
when you use strawberry flavored lube on your breakfast toast
06/23/2011
Contributor: CSEA CSEA
Quote:
Originally posted by CSEA
You know you're a freak when....



(I'll start off)...
When you carry extra batteries in your purse for "just in case"
You think about sex more than food
08/07/2011
Contributor: fabidefabi fabidefabi
Your completed sex-to-do list is longer than your shopping list.
08/18/2011
Contributor: LaLaLouise LaLaLouise
You spend most of your day on Eden Fantasys
08/18/2011
Contributor: InNeedOfABuzzzz InNeedOfABuzzzz
Quote:
Originally posted by married with children
when you use strawberry flavored lube on your breakfast toast
Love it! Hahaha
08/18/2011
Contributor: InNeedOfABuzzzz InNeedOfABuzzzz
When your jewelry doubles as a "quick get me off" tool!
link
08/18/2011
Contributor: briluminary briluminary
you have a separate fetish wardrobe
08/18/2011
Contributor: PuddlePuppy PuddlePuppy
When you can't remember the last time you had perfectly normal sex.
Wait... Three months ago I-...! Wait, nope I was having her call me 'Mister'.
08/29/2011
Contributor: Chaotic Rantings Chaotic Rantings
When you have a sexual bucket list
09/01/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
When you consider "dungeon space" while shopping for a house.
09/01/2011
Contributor: PuddlePuppy PuddlePuppy
When you watch porn and think, 'This is boring, ALL they're doing is fucking!'
09/01/2011
Contributor: Angewin Angewin
when it's not exciting anymore unless there's tentacle rape.
09/03/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
When you can watch people using toys in porn and identify the toys' materials just by looking.
09/03/2011
Contributor: Powder Powder
When your role playing involves the 'Apple thief's brother' ....and he IS his biological brother.
09/04/2011
Contributor: buttmunch buttmunch
When you can out-tie an eagle scout.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by buttmunch
When you can out-tie an eagle scout.
Love it.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by buttmunch
When you can out-tie an eagle scout.
Whoops, double post.

And I would like to add...

When your supervisor tells you to look up "brands" and reminds you that he's not talking about branding.
09/06/2011