A number of people belong to the Mile High Club, but how many belong to the Arboreal Club?

Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
Have you ever had sex in a tree?

I don't mean beneath a tree or leaning against a tree, but actually IN a tree. No feet on the ground. And, no, doing it in a regular old swing hung from a branch doesn't count. However, some sort of more exotic contraption that suspends you in the tree definitely would.
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
No, I have never had sex in a tree, nor do I want to.
DeliciousSurprise , ss143 , Kindred , MaryExy , girl next door , Waterfall , Kissaki , Horny & Holy , LikeSunshineDust , Eva Schwaltz , slynch , ily , Shellz31 , Taylor , padmeamidala , Ansley , lanky , TameTemptress , BeautifulDarkness , dawnkye , averageguyextrodinarypleasure , Rossie , Howells , Princess-Kayla ♥ , Kitka , Adriana Ravenlust , mpfm , namelesschaos , UnknownGirl , badk1tty , Checkmate , Beck , Deeder , ghalik , removedacnt , meezerosity
36  (52%)
No, I have never had sex in a tree, but it sounds like fun.
CafeSabroso , Jul!a , P'Gell , Petite Valentine , Lummox , newfoundlust , Anjulie , Ryuson , Pnutbuttatoast , M121212 , kinksters , seanpearl85 , anonymouse58 , Redboxbaby , aliceinthehole , potstickers , -BillD , MrWishyWashy , Kaltir , Airen Wolf , lacybutton , Raym , LaLaLouise , Do emu , ViVix , Vegan Silk , gloomybear , caligaliber
28  (41%)
Yes! I have had sex in a tree. I am a proud member of the Arboreal Club!
Ivy Wilde , Miss Anonymous , Antipova
3  (4%)
Other (because there should always be an other option.)
ToyTimeTim , Emma (Girl With Fire)
2  (3%)
Total votes: 69
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
I did it in an old live oak tree that had a very broad branch not very far from the ground. It was rather tricky, and not the best sexual experience I've ever had, but it was a lot of fun.
07/30/2011
Contributor: ss143 ss143
With my fear of heights no thank you
07/30/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
I'm not a big fan of sex outdoors.
07/30/2011
Contributor: CafeSabroso CafeSabroso
Sounds like a good reason to build a treehouse
07/30/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I'd love to give it a shot someday.
07/30/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
Fear of heights and allergies would not allow it.
07/30/2011
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
I wouldn't want to try it because I just can't see it actually being comfortable... and I am afraid of heights and don't like being off the ground lol.
07/30/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Not too sure if it counts or not but, back in my late teens we did it in a tree house type deal, it was only a platform up in the tree. Was not the most comfortable and our backs were killing us the next day. If only I could have got some kind of padding up there...
07/30/2011
Contributor: Horny & Holy Horny & Holy
Just watch out for the squirrels. You know how they like nuts.
07/30/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
When we moved into the house we now own, on an acre of land, there was a tree house in one of the trees. Our friends would go up there and goof around. One day My Man and I were alone and tried to have sex in the tree house. It started making loud creaking noises and we ran out of it!

We eventually had to ban the kids from it because it wasn't safe. It fell out of the tree a piece at a time.

But, I'd love to make love in a tree.
07/30/2011
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Quote:
Originally posted by Horny & Holy
Just watch out for the squirrels. You know how they like nuts.
I think I just burst a blood vessel I laughed so hard.
07/30/2011
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Don't think it would be very comfortable.
07/31/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Lol - I haven't tried this one and I don't think I will be.
07/31/2011
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
Never thought of it, but sounds like fun!
07/31/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
Sounds like a fun concept, but like the execution would be too tricky to have fun!
07/31/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I'm not too fond of being off the ground. LOL
07/31/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
It has been on my list of things to do for quite some time now! As far as I know though, (and I had a lot of forgetful drunken sex in my youth),the opportunity has never come up.
07/31/2011
Contributor: lanky lanky
not for me no thanks
07/31/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Does having sex *with* a tree count?
07/31/2011
Contributor: TameTemptress TameTemptress
I can't see that being fun for me. I'd be worried about bugs crawling around and falling and...just...no, haha.
07/31/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
Quote:
Originally posted by M121212
Does having sex *with* a tree count?
Now there is a story that I need to hear. Do tell.
08/01/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Not too sure if it counts or not but, back in my late teens we did it in a tree house type deal, it was only a platform up in the tree. Was not the most comfortable and our backs were killing us the next day. If only I could have got some kind of ... more
I would say that a tree house counts.
08/01/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
When we moved into the house we now own, on an acre of land, there was a tree house in one of the trees. Our friends would go up there and goof around. One day My Man and I were alone and tried to have sex in the tree house. It started making loud ... more
Aw... it's too bad the tree house started falling apart. But as long as you managed some sexual interaction, even if you didn't quite finish, I would say that counts.
08/01/2011
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Thanks to this thread I now have a desire to build a treehouse, furnish it with liberator shapes, and hang a big sign on the outside, "Members Only, No Kids Allowed."
08/01/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
Thanks to this thread I now have a desire to build a treehouse, furnish it with liberator shapes, and hang a big sign on the outside, "Members Only, No Kids Allowed."
That is an absolutely fabulous idea! I wonder if I could convince my husband to do it.
08/01/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
Voted wrong!! I ment
No, I have never had sex in a tree, but it sounds like fun.
08/02/2011
Contributor: dawnkye dawnkye
I'd love to be in a tree house, but not just a tree, no. Hey, but to the two of you (so far) in the arboreal club, what an awesome story that must make!
08/02/2011
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
Allergies would probably kill me
08/04/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
No tree house sex for me. Tree = bugs (yellow jackets, bees, etc.)
08/04/2011