Catching strangers having sex in a dressing room...a question?

Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
Lets say you walk into a dressing room to try on clothes and you hear two people in the dressing room next to you having sex. What do you do? Do you stay and listen? Do you masturbate while listening or maybe see if there is a way to see in to watch them? Do you simply leave and give them privacy or do you get angry and notify management? Who here would knock on the wall and ask them to stop or maybe ask if you could join?

I'm sure there are many different answers and I'd like to hear them.
02/05/2013
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Contributor: FlashFuchsia FlashFuchsia
Is that kind of thing legal?

I'd probably tell them to keep it down.
02/05/2013
Contributor: sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
I'd just ignore it and leave. None of my business what other people get up to. Let someone else tell management if they care enough to do so, I see no need to get other people in trouble for something that doesn't hurt anyone. I think the idea of a stranger masturbating to them or asking to join them is like a million times creepier than them having sex there in the first place.
02/05/2013
Contributor: Sweet-n-Playful Sweet-n-Playful
I would just go to a different dressing room where I couldn't hear them
02/05/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Having worked in retail, I ask you to please tell an employee or manager. It is actually illegal - at least in the places I worked at.

(Besides, it's a fucking pain in the ass to clean a dressing room after someone abuses the facilities like that. Have some consideration and manners, please.)

(I could tell you the one story of the creepy guy who tried to get off in the children's department dressing room, but I'd prefer to keep my lunch down. All I'll say is that I'm fucking proud we publicly humiliated his sick ass.)
02/05/2013
Contributor: Hoshigetsu Hoshigetsu
I would simply try the clothes on in my dressing room and then leave. It's really none of my business to tell. Someone who actually cares can tell.
02/05/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I'll notify the store manager.
02/05/2013
Contributor: Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
Lets say you walk into a dressing room to try on clothes and you hear two people in the dressing room next to you having sex. What do you do? Do you stay and listen? Do you masturbate while listening or maybe see if there is a way to see in to ... more
I might stick around and listen for a few minutes...
02/06/2013