Favorite/Least Favorite Words for your "Naughty Bits"

Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
I am sure we all have different nicknames/names/terms that we use for our respective penises and vaginas, so I'm curious what are your preferred favorites, and which ones just weird you out?

For me I am pretty boring, pussy for vagina and cock for penis. As for my least favorites? Vajayjay (it just sounds silly), and snake (ie. trouser snake).

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03/19/2012
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Contributor: CreamySweet CreamySweet
Quote:
Originally posted by Ciao.
I am sure we all have different nicknames/names/terms that we use for our respective penises and vaginas, so I'm curious what are your preferred favorites, and which ones just weird you out?

For me I am pretty boring, pussy for vagina and ... more
For me I like pussy, who-who, box, twat, snatch, cum box, jizz box, and sex. For him I like cock, dick, shaft, member, ball stick, fuck toy, Im looking for any new options though lol.
03/19/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
Oh, you mean my bits n pieces and his unit???

I hate cunt and tube steak.
03/19/2012
Contributor: herMaster herMaster
Mine is usally cock and hers is usally pussy. I hate vajayjay, especially since we saw a clip on The Soup of oprah using it. That woman annoys me to my very core.
03/19/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I think for a vagina my favorite is either "vag" or "pussy." Not sure which I like more. My favorite word for a penis is "cock" - and I like saying it. Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock... cock! "Dick" and "member" are nice, too.

My least favorite for either would be ANYTHING directly referencing meat. Talking about meat just sounds gross in a sexual context. "No, sir, I asked for a cock, not a pork sword."
03/19/2012
Contributor: charletnarouh charletnarouh
In a sexual context, I generally prefer pussy or cunt, depending on how it's being used. Though I'm more apt to say things like "Lick my clit" or "I want you inside me" or just "fuck me" than anything. I've used vajayjay, girly bits, hooha, junk, but I would never use those in bed or any kind of sexual or erotic context. For boys, I prefer not to reference their bits at all, or have anything to do with them. When necessary, dick, cock or penis come to mind the easiest. And I NEVER refer to a strap on as anything other than a dildo. It is not a cock, a dick, a penis or any other word used to refer to male genitalia. It is a dildo or a strap on in a harness and that is all.
03/19/2012
Contributor: Deeder Deeder
Don't know why, but referring to a penis as his "Wee Willie Winkie" always makes me laugh. Improper? Of course! But undeniably funny.
03/20/2012