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Fucked up Sex Thoughts
01/18/2010
So I think the most fucked up thing was this one time Jurassic park two was on the tv and I just found myself watching it trying not to laugh at the funny parts I have no clue what was going on during the sex all I know is that was one good movie and my partner that time didn't even notice and said the sex was amazing but I have no idea.
01/18/2010
One time while I was having sex with my man I got hung up on trying to remember the name of his ex-wife's mother, who I have never met. Vickie? Monica? Vera?.......VERONICA! Phew, now I can get back to having my orgasm.
01/18/2010
I'm pretty good at blocking out distractions - but my wife - not so much. When I'm just getting started with an intimate massage she'll often say something like;
is John (son) down stairs?
what time is Lizzy (daughter) getting home?
did you lock the front door?
did you call your sister back?
just inane sh*t!
is John (son) down stairs?
what time is Lizzy (daughter) getting home?
did you lock the front door?
did you call your sister back?
just inane sh*t!
01/18/2010
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Somtimes after a bad shift images of naked pooey patients come into my mind. One reason to keep the lights on. I'm a nursing student. Sorry about the tmi.
Originally posted by
Carrie Ann
What fucked up thoughts have you had mid-sexin'?
09/08/2010
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Haha I get busted! I now know to wait a good while afterwards.
Originally posted by
Victoria
I get busted when, right after sex, I talk about or ask about something totally random.
I guess most people count sheep to fall asleep when their minds are in overdrive - but what's one to do when you're far too distractable for a ... more
I guess most people count sheep to fall asleep when their minds are in overdrive - but what's one to do when you're far too distractable for a ... more
I get busted when, right after sex, I talk about or ask about something totally random.
I guess most people count sheep to fall asleep when their minds are in overdrive - but what's one to do when you're far too distractable for a good fucking?
Luckily, this is only a problem for me some of the time. When it is, I get crazy frustrated. less
I guess most people count sheep to fall asleep when their minds are in overdrive - but what's one to do when you're far too distractable for a good fucking?
Luckily, this is only a problem for me some of the time. When it is, I get crazy frustrated. less
Once we were studying for a test and I couldn't help but ask what the characteristics of Cephalopods were.... Ooops. He must of thought I was into some animal stuff or something with the look he gave me. hahaha.
09/08/2010
"Am I gonna miss Family Guy?"
09/08/2010
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Spotted a cobweb in the corner of my room once...couldn't relax until I have sexxily (I thought) thrown a shirt in the corner and knocked it down. It wasn't too subtle and Sigel just rolled his eyes.
Originally posted by
Victoria
Who hasn't had those moments where you have to *will* yourself to stop thinking about ridiculous and random things - and just get into it?
It sucks when you're stressed and you really wanna, but your brain just won't shut up. Not ... more
It sucks when you're stressed and you really wanna, but your brain just won't shut up. Not ... more
Who hasn't had those moments where you have to *will* yourself to stop thinking about ridiculous and random things - and just get into it?
It sucks when you're stressed and you really wanna, but your brain just won't shut up. Not that I know anything about that... less
It sucks when you're stressed and you really wanna, but your brain just won't shut up. Not that I know anything about that... less
09/08/2010
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My to do list used to come up with past partners. I would get uninterested. But my current partner..my husband..definately keeps all of my attention on him.
Originally posted by
Carrie Ann
What fucked up thoughts have you had mid-sexin'?
11/21/2010
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