GUYS....Watermelon? Sheep, Sirloin Steak? REALLY?

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Okay, for once, a question only for the guys. We have all heard the jokes, comments...etc, about "making it" with sheep, doing it with a watermelon, or impaling a hunk of steak...etc.
However, over the years I never never met anyone who really DID (or admitted to) this sort of stuff.....SO......

Honestly, what is the strangest "thing" you have ever "done it" with? How was it?
07/18/2011
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Contributor: slynch slynch
I've never done any of those and I've never personally heard of any of the guys I know doing anything like that.

It also reminded me of the scene in American Pie.
07/18/2011
Contributor: meitman meitman
Never done it with anything strange. Don't know of anyone else who has but I suppose that's not the type of thing you would share with the world (in my opinion anyways).
07/21/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
I dunno...

When I was 11 or so I REALLY liked Gak. Honestly, I'm kinda surprised no one's come up with a masturbation goo type thing...
07/21/2011