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Contributor: Fanny Fanny
Share your stories of shame or perhaps glory! Have you been walked in on?
Who was it? Silly stories/awkward situations involving your children?
08/24/2010
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Contributor: sexysweetieshan sexysweetieshan
None really. I've been walked in on a teenager while masturbating, however my mom didn't know I was doing that because I was under the blanket, so I just answered her question and went on about my business. It was somewhat awkward for me, but not for her since she didn't even realize what I was doing. But that's about it.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Gatita Gatita
Yes, with 4 kids ranging from teenagers to toddlers, it seems like it's invitable. Like Sexysweetieshan, they didn't realize what was going on (I hope), as we were under covers, working our way up to more & with lights off. lol
08/24/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Once when my son was about 3, hubby and I put him to bed and started to take showers and whatnot. I figured I would surprise my hubby by slipping into some new lingerie while he was in the shower and then stepped out of the bedroom to make sure all the doors where locked when I heard from the other side of my sons door, "oh mommy, you look so pretty. Just like a princess." Here the little stinker had gotten out of bed and had been spying on us threw the crack under his door.
08/24/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
I've had family walk in on me while masturbating (no lock on the door), and it's generally mortifying. Thankfully, neither of my nephews have done it. That would be far worse, especially when they were young! lol
08/24/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Fanny
Share your stories of shame or perhaps glory! Have you been walked in on?
Who was it? Silly stories/awkward situations involving your children?
My Man and I have had kids for over 20 years, so yeah, they occasionally walk in. Usually when they were really little and didn't realize. Once they get to be about 8 or so, they REALLY get the "knock before you come in" thing, and they know why! Plus, knocking is just common courtesy. I don't even just walk in on MY kids, I always knock.

We got "caught" a few times by my mom when I was young and living with her. OMG. Horrible. It's just stupid to lie. "Yeah, we were......" What are you going to say?

Not long ago, we were getting into it, and our youngest child sleep walks. She's 10 and KNOWS to knock, but she walked right in. For some reason, a vibrator was lying on the bed, and I shoved it behind me, and leaned on it and it accidentally turned on, and I'm trying to get her to go back to bed (and she's impossible to make sense to her when she's sleep walking) and the vibe is going "RRRRRRRR" and My Man is trying not to laugh, and I am trying to keep the sheet pulled up. I think he finally talked her out of the room and then I put on a robe, to see her into her bed (otherwise she might fall back to sleep on the floor.)

The Trials of Parenthood.
08/24/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Gatita
Yes, with 4 kids ranging from teenagers to toddlers, it seems like it's invitable. Like Sexysweetieshan, they didn't realize what was going on (I hope), as we were under covers, working our way up to more & with lights off. lol
I think they eventually realize what you are doing. I've gotten questions. "What were you and Daddy DOING last night? I heard weird noises, were you laughing or crying?" Then, you have to give them the, "When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much...." thing....
08/24/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Growing up I wasn't allowed to sleep with my door closed. (I do now.) I've heard.. all sorts of things that i think have pretty much scarred me for life. >_>; Back then I didn't know what it was, and to get up and seek it out wasn't a good idea, dad would get mad if I was up in the middle of the night. Sooo.... yeah....

*awkward*

Never been walked in on though. If i was omg, all my toys would more than likely end up in the trash. But I never toy with people home anyway, so i can't very well get caught.
08/24/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Back in the early days of our relationship we were living with my dad, we slept in the living room. One morning when we were getting it on my dad came home early and walked in so fast we had no time to move. Thankfully we were on our sides with the covers on. I think he new but said nothing about it.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Fanny Fanny
Funny stories everyone!
08/25/2010
Contributor: joja joja
In high school I was walked in on by my boyfriend's dad, sister, and my mom respectively. His dad was the funniest - he walked in to ask for computer help even though he knew I was there, opened the door and just said, "Oh! It's nap time." and left. We laughed so hard we could barely continue.

None of them were that horrible, but it sure is good to have my own place!
08/25/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
With four kids I can definitely say...many times. Though I don't remember any specific ones.
08/25/2010
Contributor: TheSexista TheSexista
Just a few weeks ago hubby and I were in the middle of an amazing session when all of a sudden this little voices says "ugh ugh what's that noise mom". It was my 4 year old who quietly opened the door and heared to much! I was mortified. I quickly told her daddy was giving me a back rub and hopped out of the bed to get her back in her bed. After that, I was to embarrassed to return to the playing field.
08/25/2010
Contributor: deadpoet deadpoet
We been walked on a few times. The one that is stuck in my head and the reason my boyfriend doesn't come over, was when my dad walked in and freaked. I was 17, and had never seen my dad so mad at me. After three hours of calming down and driving my boyfriend home, he talked to me. He said if he had stopped and thinked, he would have grabed the gun and shot my boyfriend. (my dad was born in the south, and I guess that is how they would have done it when he was a kid). Now, we are so careful with everything
08/25/2010