Household objects for masturbation

Household objects for masturbation

Owl Identified Owl Identified
So before you were either of age to buy toys, or simply before you got into sex toys, how many of you used common household objects in place of sex toys? For those of you that did, what did you use? I remember when I was younger, maybe 13 years old, I found an old electric razor in my parents closet that they didn't use anymore. One day I was playing with it and realized its strong vibrations might feel rather sexy, so I would hold the handle against my clitoris to masturbate. I've had other friends say they used objects in this way so I'm wondering if anyone here did.
12/10/2009
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Envy Envy
I think there's already a thread like this floating around....

As for me, we never had anything vibraty in the house, so I was out of luck until my first bullet at age 21. My hands are so useless, lol.

Though I just cleaned a room at work where the bed was full of blood and a cucumber with condoms in the trash.... First thought was "EWWW" and second one was "...what a waste of good food--they couldn't afford a silicone toy that would last for life?!" Hell, the Ella for life compared to buying a cucumber everytime you've got ants in your pants, hmmmm....

It was a good deal amount of blood though, nonmenstrual, I hope the gal didn't hurt herself....
12/10/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Envy
I think there's already a thread like this floating around....

As for me, we never had anything vibraty in the house, so I was out of luck until my first bullet at age 21. My hands are so useless, lol.

Though I just cleaned a room ...
Wow, that is kind of scary! Do you see a lot of crazy stuff like that at work?
12/10/2009
Raven Raven
I have used a couple of things when I was younger, but my favorite was the ribbery handle of one of those large kitchen spoons used for cooking that sits in the tool crock near the stove. I was able to hide it so that my mom never found it.
12/10/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
here's the link to the other thread on this topic

NJOY!
12/10/2009
Envy Envy
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Originally posted by Gary
Wow, that is kind of scary! Do you see a lot of crazy stuff like that at work?
Ya. One time maintenence pulled a HUGE hair clot out of the sink, and when taken apart, it was a steak knife. o_O
12/10/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Envy
Ya. One time maintenence pulled a HUGE hair clot out of the sink, and when taken apart, it was a steak knife. o_O
Where'd you work? The 8mm hotel?
12/10/2009
Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by Envy
Ya. One time maintenence pulled a HUGE hair clot out of the sink, and when taken apart, it was a steak knife. o_O
WOA. Where do you work?
12/10/2009
Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
here's the link to the other thread on this topic

NJOY!
Ahhhh thank you. I honestly didn't think to do a quick discussion search for this topic first because well...hah, I didn't think it was that common. Simultaneously comforting and curious!
12/10/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Envy
Ya. One time maintenence pulled a HUGE hair clot out of the sink, and when taken apart, it was a steak knife. o_O
Oh wow, creeeepy! More hotel stories, plz!
12/10/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Where'd you work? The 8mm hotel?
Nice one, Mr. Sauce!
12/10/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Victoria
Nice one, Mr. Sauce!
Thanks

it was either that or Saw...I chose the more obscure one
12/10/2009
Gary Gary
Yeah, I want to hear more creepy hotel stories too!
12/10/2009
Envy Envy
Haha, I work at the crappy Motel 6(66). 3 years, only 48 cents above min wage. >:/ I need a raise with how much work they give me....

And more stories? Well.... I heard that before I worked there this guy died in his sleep in bed in I think it was room 130, 131.... around that section. Heart attack or something.

And about a year or two ago someone tried to commit suicide in a room, I think 242. I had to clean the room after paramedics came to get him, blood all in the tub and on a bunch of towels.

And then when I first started working there one of my coworkers got attacked and the lady was arrested--she was going around making threats saying she was going to shoot people with a shotgun. Obviously she was high on something, she said the coworker had come the day before and had beaten and raped her daughter. Thing was, the daughter had no idea what was going on and the guy hadn't even worked the day before.

Oh! Same coworker later on walked into a room that had blood EVERYWHERE. On the beds, walls, bathroom, even the ceiling! He found a bloody screwdriver too, but it was all fake blood. Stupid kids....

Then one time I had a room this 30+ year old guy thought it funny to leave condoms lying around. They weren't used, just out of the package, but I guess he wanted me to go on a scavanger hunt to find them all; idiot.... There was one in the curtain, one on the showerhead of the tub, one on the vanity light, one under the bed, one behind the nightstand, and I think one behind the TV....

Oh, and recently I think it was the manager who walked in to inspect a room and the Head Housekeeper (my boss) didn't notice a condom hanging from the sprinkler head above the bed....

I swear, some people....
12/10/2009
pinkzombie pinkzombie
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
So before you were either of age to buy toys, or simply before you got into sex toys, how many of you used common household objects in place of sex toys? For those of you that did, what did you use? I remember when I was younger, maybe 13 years old, ...
the shower head was my first still a good ol standby
11/25/2010
PussyGalore PussyGalore
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
So before you were either of age to buy toys, or simply before you got into sex toys, how many of you used common household objects in place of sex toys? For those of you that did, what did you use? I remember when I was younger, maybe 13 years old, ...
My friend showed me her mom's hitachi wand one day while we were at her house. I think I was eight or nine. She placed it in my lap on top of my clothes. It was pretty intense.

Now as an adult, the husband's theory is if it fits - try it! The whisk has more than one use in our home now.
11/25/2010
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