Ladies...what is the strangest "penis-like" object you and/or your significant other have inserted into your vagina?

Ladies...what is the strangest "penis-like" object you and/or your significant other have inserted into your vagina?

DILF DILF
Would like to know the strangest "penis-like" object the ladies have ever inserted into their vaginas for sexual gratification (with or without assistance from a significant other). The significant other can respond too (assuming the SO performed the insertion on the gal). Please do NOT include fingers or hands. Commentary is welcome, and would also like to know how much of the object you were able to get inside you. If your object is not listed here, please let us know about it!
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Jul 14, 12:22 pm
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DILF DILF
My wife has taken the standard dils and vibes, cucumbers, bananas, zucchinis, plenty of bottles, and a butternut squash once or twice. Kitchen utensils once or twice as well.

She can take just a cucumber just over 7 inches long with a moderate or thin girth. Butternut was difficult but doable, once she was plenty juiced up and orgasmed once - that was about 8 inches circumference (I measured because I was dumbstruck by her vagina stretching capabilities)
Jul 14, 12:52 pm
wifey wifey
OMG, I can't believe you have my choice listed!!!

I vote for Bed Post!!! I've inserted a few of the things you listed here, but I think bed post is the strangest so far for me. Got two of them on opposite sides, so I can mix it up. I like to ride them, BTW. I get no more than 7 inches long inside, as these posts are solid wood and are so hard and thick. I think the girth is 7 or 8 inches???...will have to "check" on that and get back to you -
Jul 14, 1:06 pm
RonLee RonLee
My first wife and I saw in a xxx video two women playing with the insertion of a billiard ball. So we tried it. It was great until it slipped inside and she could not push it out. After a rather embarrassing trip to the ER, we never played with that eight ball again.
Jul 27, 7:46 am
DILF DILF
Quote:
Originally posted by RonLee
My first wife and I saw in a xxx video two women playing with the insertion of a billiard ball. So we tried it. It was great until it slipped inside and she could not push it out. After a rather embarrassing trip to the ER, we never played with ...
Nice !!!

Have her work on her Kegels, so next time that pesky 8-ball doesn't wreck your deductible...
Aug 2, 4:23 pm
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