Ladies...what is the strangest "penis-like" object you and/or your significant other have inserted into your vagina?

Contributor: DILF DILF
Would like to know the strangest "penis-like" object the ladies have ever inserted into their vaginas for sexual gratification (with or without assistance from a significant other). The significant other can respond too (assuming the SO performed the insertion on the gal). Please do NOT include fingers or hands. Commentary is welcome, and would also like to know how much of the object you were able to get inside you. If your object is not listed here, please let us know about it!
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Total votes: 42 (19 voters)
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07/14/2017
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Contributor: DILF DILF
My wife has taken the standard dils and vibes, cucumbers, bananas, zucchinis, plenty of bottles, and a butternut squash once or twice. Kitchen utensils once or twice as well.

She can take just a cucumber just over 7 inches long with a moderate or thin girth. Butternut was difficult but doable, once she was plenty juiced up and orgasmed once - that was about 8 inches circumference (I measured because I was dumbstruck by her vagina stretching capabilities)
07/14/2017
Contributor: wifey wifey
OMG, I can't believe you have my choice listed!!!

I vote for Bed Post!!! I've inserted a few of the things you listed here, but I think bed post is the strangest so far for me. Got two of them on opposite sides, so I can mix it up. I like to ride them, BTW. I get no more than 7 inches long inside, as these posts are solid wood and are so hard and thick. I think the girth is 7 or 8 inches???...will have to "check" on that and get back to you -
07/14/2017
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
My first wife and I saw in a xxx video two women playing with the insertion of a billiard ball. So we tried it. It was great until it slipped inside and she could not push it out. After a rather embarrassing trip to the ER, we never played with that eight ball again.
07/27/2017
Contributor: DILF DILF
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Originally posted by RonLee
My first wife and I saw in a xxx video two women playing with the insertion of a billiard ball. So we tried it. It was great until it slipped inside and she could not push it out. After a rather embarrassing trip to the ER, we never played with ... more
Nice !!!

Have her work on her Kegels, so next time that pesky 8-ball doesn't wreck your deductible...
08/02/2017
Contributor: Otelia Otelia
My responses are more of a list of oddities I have used to tease my senses. I should have ticked "other" and included doorknob (with door attached).I wish to add Sybian soon. Dildos cover a good number of types and sizes which could be included on this list----monster and animal types are right up there too as well as fist with forearm dildos! --Happy to give them all a try!
12/31/2019
Contributor: CuriousFun CuriousFun
A wine bottle (just the skinny neck part, though). And after we tried it in my vagina, we also tried it up my at-the-time-boyfriend' s butt, haha.

I seem to recall that we were watching some movie or TV show where one of the characters mentions being violated with a wine bottle....and we both looked over at the empty wine bottle on my nightstand and went "Hrmmmmm...."
05/05/2020
Contributor: frisky069 frisky069
I've never used anything crazy. Honestly just vibrators and dildos. I've always felt odd about trying anything else.
05/05/2020
Contributor: Wickedly Yours Wickedly Yours
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Originally posted by DILF
Would like to know the strangest "penis-like" object the ladies have ever inserted into their vaginas for sexual gratification (with or without assistance from a significant other). The significant other can respond too (assuming the SO ... more
Nothing too crazy. Just a vibe or dildo. My weirdest sex toy is a Njoy pure wand.
08/25/2020
Contributor: FreakyOldWoman FreakyOldWoman
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Originally posted by DILF
Would like to know the strangest "penis-like" object the ladies have ever inserted into their vaginas for sexual gratification (with or without assistance from a significant other). The significant other can respond too (assuming the SO ... more
frozen sausage, caulk tube that I made a head for, hammer handle, I like thick and long bc I have to hit a certain place to orgasm and men just dont want to behave long enough for me to finish ???????
10/12/2020