Hope you liked my topic title. If any of you have read my product reviews, you know I don't take myself at all seriously.
I wanted to talk about something that happens in the bedroom, is quite common, seldom talked about, embarrassing, nerve-wracking, and not yet trending enough as a fetish to garner it's own category in porn: queefs. The happen to some women. They happen to some men. Sometimes it's anal, sometimes it's gas, most times, it's not, but it may still stank! When it happens once in a while as the male partner enters, thrusts, or pulls out, it can happen. Sometimes we get so embarrassed, but shut the entire production down, just laugh it off, or ignore it.
For me, it's become something I actually enjoy. A lot of it has to do with my first sexual experience (which I won't get into because one other person is involved and I have not sought permission to share, and would be considered taboo for other reasons). It wasn't something I liked as soon as it happened, but over time, it became something I expected and then desired. It's a natural part of the sound track of sex, and because of it's frequency (hot often it happened, not it's frequency in pitch. I mean, I'm as much an audiophile as anyone else, but who makes their partner queef and then calls our a high C in the throes?), it's a more welcome part of it right along panting, friction of clothing, bedding, impact of flesh, squeaking beds, and the occasional, "fuck me harder, loser!" I've started to see more and more professional porn not so much featuring it as they are not hiding it as much (it doesn't help that amateur fetishists are making compilations and posting them) and enjoying those parts more especially when it's time to um...celebrate in a fireworks-like display of tadpole confetti. I'll even watch farting porn as that seems to be a more acceptable and growing fetish. Since I'm not really that into it and don't care to detect with my olfactory senses that the lousy Starbucks coffee you drink uses beans that were over-roasted, you eat a lot of steak, or that perhaps it's time we take you out to the back with a shotgun as there's no way whatever that was is healthy, I just close my eyes and try to enjoy it online one sense.
My partners, however, do NOT find it so charming (maybe I need to leave my wife for a yogi? Kidding!). Some experienced physical discomfort and anger at me not stopping it from happening (like it's my fault you only like it on your back, Becky) while others just got really embarrassed. At no time was I asked to make it happen.
So, I'm curious to know if any other men or woman who have had this happen actually enjoy it, ignore it, hate the embarrassing sounds, or experience discomfort/pain? I'm always up for humorous stories as well.
I wanted to talk about something that happens in the bedroom, is quite common, seldom talked about, embarrassing, nerve-wracking, and not yet trending enough as a fetish to garner it's own category in porn: queefs. The happen to some women. They happen to some men. Sometimes it's anal, sometimes it's gas, most times, it's not, but it may still stank! When it happens once in a while as the male partner enters, thrusts, or pulls out, it can happen. Sometimes we get so embarrassed, but shut the entire production down, just laugh it off, or ignore it.
For me, it's become something I actually enjoy. A lot of it has to do with my first sexual experience (which I won't get into because one other person is involved and I have not sought permission to share, and would be considered taboo for other reasons). It wasn't something I liked as soon as it happened, but over time, it became something I expected and then desired. It's a natural part of the sound track of sex, and because of it's frequency (hot often it happened, not it's frequency in pitch. I mean, I'm as much an audiophile as anyone else, but who makes their partner queef and then calls our a high C in the throes?), it's a more welcome part of it right along panting, friction of clothing, bedding, impact of flesh, squeaking beds, and the occasional, "fuck me harder, loser!" I've started to see more and more professional porn not so much featuring it as they are not hiding it as much (it doesn't help that amateur fetishists are making compilations and posting them) and enjoying those parts more especially when it's time to um...celebrate in a fireworks-like display of tadpole confetti. I'll even watch farting porn as that seems to be a more acceptable and growing fetish. Since I'm not really that into it and don't care to detect with my olfactory senses that the lousy Starbucks coffee you drink uses beans that were over-roasted, you eat a lot of steak, or that perhaps it's time we take you out to the back with a shotgun as there's no way whatever that was is healthy, I just close my eyes and try to enjoy it online one sense.
My partners, however, do NOT find it so charming (maybe I need to leave my wife for a yogi? Kidding!). Some experienced physical discomfort and anger at me not stopping it from happening (like it's my fault you only like it on your back, Becky) while others just got really embarrassed. At no time was I asked to make it happen.
So, I'm curious to know if any other men or woman who have had this happen actually enjoy it, ignore it, hate the embarrassing sounds, or experience discomfort/pain? I'm always up for humorous stories as well.
