Silly Question. What is a night with your lover worth..in dollars? Let me explain (before anyone gets bent out of shape).

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
In the morning, before leaving for work, I divide up what is left in my wallet between my wife and I, so we have pocket cash.

I shopped last evening so got two twenties. I left her one.

As she came into the kitchen and noticed the $20 on her purse, she looked at me (JOKING) and said "hum....after a night of wild sex last night, you think THAT is all I am worth?" I promptly pulled out my remaining $20, put it on the counter and headed off to work to get ready for work.

Getting in my car, I noticed that she had put the $20 on my car seat, with a little note telling me to "get home early", since she was "having a sale and $20 would buy a LOT more tonight"!!!!

Of course I am NOT asking you to put a REAL dollar figure on your lovers attention....but if you had to assign in a number...what is it worth to you?? Hard to answer....but I think my lover is a million dollar an hour gal, when she is going at it. Maybe only $10,000 an hour on her off days!!!!

I wonder how she will rate ME, when she sees this??? Ha, Ha.

Remember, this posting is all done in HUMOR and with love!!!!!!
09/21/2011
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