I actually laughed out loud picturing this. Are you sure that she just really didn't like oral? I mean, I much prefer the thought of someone desperately trying for ear sex, but as for which is more likely...

I've had people ask me for a lot of weird things, but that's because I post on Craigslist (for non sexual things), and if I'm on Craigslist, I must be interested in having my feet licked by a bearded man or taking a dump on someone while they jerk it and cum on my face. I'm not interested in either of those things at all, and it's been pretty easy to ignore the requests. I don't know what I'd do if someone that I was actually hooking up with pulled out some "I wanna wear bird skulls on my fingers and cut you while you pee down my throat" crazy.

And I know, I shouldn't call it crazy because it's a preference, but anyone who makes it to a point where they're in bed with me would have to be crazy to think that I'd be interested in something like that, so there is a reason.