What is the craziest adult toy you ever bought????

What is the craziest adult toy you ever bought????

Bignuf Bignuf
I once got a two headed Jelly Dong, three feet long!!! WHY? Honestly...don't know, it just looked COOL. Never could do much with it. Tried to use it vaginal and anal at same time, and it was TOO THICK for either hole anyway. I think it melted in the "toy box" years ago.

SO...what is YOUR story?
03/20/2012
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Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'll offer you two

1. Little Platinum - Jimmy Jane's Chroma - but platinum coated. The most frivolous and useless vibe ever manufactured.

2. Njoy Eleven - that thing is a beast - more of weapon than a toy. In spite of that, my wife likes the smaller end for g-spot play. You just can't sneak that 2" hunk of steel in where it isn't welcome!
03/21/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
None yet that I can really call crazy. But so help me sooner or later I'm going to end up with a VixSkin Maverick, even though there's no way in hell it'll ever fit. I just think having a giant penis lying around would be awesome.
03/21/2012
Gracie Gracie
I have the Intensity by jopen. I think electro stimulation is kinda crazy! But I didnt buy it it was my valentine gift.
03/21/2012
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