What's the oddest thing you've used to get yourself off?

Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Now I know some people may not comment for fear of being "weird" or whatever but I was wondering what is the oddest thing you've used to get yourself off?

Oddest thing for me I think was a bundle of pens rubber banded all together. This was before I had any toys, but it worked for that one time.
12/09/2011
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Contributor: ss143 ss143
When I was younger and before I had toys I filled a condom with modeling clay tied it closed and let it harden lol didn't work out to well.
12/09/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
When I was a kid I once used a toothpaste box. *sigh* Not even the right shape! I didn't know what I was doing back then.
12/09/2011
Contributor: Drakoni Drakoni
I don't know if it's odd, but it was certainly funny. A screwdriver handle.
12/09/2011
Contributor: Why Why
The handle of my razor, an electric toothbrush, and a shampoo bottle rinsed out and filled with warm water to squirt on the area...

It was tough spending time at my parents' house without my noisy toys.
12/10/2011
Contributor: shcoo shcoo
Highlighter markers. The thicker kind with glitter in them.
12/10/2011
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
A vibrating toothbrush, ahaha pretty much a vibrator.
12/10/2011
Contributor: Chirple Chirple
A parasol's handle.
12/10/2011
Contributor: Cherry21 Cherry21
*bump* just because I wanna see more! we used a glass cigar case before.
12/14/2011
Contributor: GonetoLovehoney GonetoLovehoney
I've used: a vibrating toothbrush, (old kind with a side to side movement of the metal part, it worked awesomely) a tiny shampoo bottle, a hairbrush handle, thick markers, a real kid's toy that vibrated, a screwdriver handle and a removable shower head. All before I could get my hands on a toy.
12/14/2011
Contributor: Cherrylane Cherrylane
I'm not sure. Nothing too out of the ordinary.

Shower head. The but end of a sharpy? lol Back massager... I'm boring, I know.
12/14/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Bulldozer lever... it was kind of old and the rubber part had worn off, so I put a condom over the worn metal. Ridiculously thorough washing before and after...
12/14/2011
Contributor: Tripod95 Tripod95
Quote:
Originally posted by Kitka
Now I know some people may not comment for fear of being "weird" or whatever but I was wondering what is the oddest thing you've used to get yourself off?

Oddest thing for me I think was a bundle of pens rubber banded all ... more
The oddest thing ive ever used to get a partner off, was a drumstick. And for me probably a hot tub jet
12/14/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Vibrating toothbrush, haribrush, my heel, my razor, and electric razor. I have tried many things before having toys, but I still use my heel.
12/14/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
My mind. It doesn't seem all that odd to me, but apparently thinking off isn't common.
12/14/2011