Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

Birdbath. LOL! My Man calls it a "Whore's Bath" (ya know, when you stand at the sink, with a soapy washcloth and try to get things nice, because he doesn't want to wait for a full bath or shower.) I really had to work to get over the idea that my pussy had to "smell like a rose." Pussy's DON'T smell like roses, they smell like pussies. And, if regularly bathed or showered, and you are basically clean that's fine. Mature, kind men don't mind. Nasty men don't mind either. As I learned. I used to always want to shower first, and one day I was hemming and hawing about having to get into the shower, and he grabbed me and growled at me, "I want your sweaty little cunt just like it is, I like it dirty!" (FTR I wasn't "dirty" just hadn't had a shower since that morning, but it was summer and I was sweaty.) He also once left the room to get ice in the middle of some really steamy sex, afterward he said, "Damn, I walked back into that room and though "it smells like Sex in here, strong pussy smell." And I thought, "OMG, does he think I stink?" Then he said, "It was great, so fucking hot, it put my hard on right back where it was, harder, even. They need to bottle that stuff and make a million selling it." *sigh*

Those experiences helped me get over the idea that I needed to be "fresh as a daisy" to have sex. I used to even delay sex, or deny it because I hadn't showed since that morning or the night before, but now I know he likes ME and that the smell of sex turns him on as much as it does me.

My hubby is pretty considerate, he prefers me to cum first and likes to watch me enjoy myself, and he always tries to do foreplay, he never pushes me down while giving head he does occasionally take rest stops while giving oral but always ends up getting me off, so there wasn't an "other" so I just put the one about foreplay cause that's probably the closest to what he does. My hubby though is awesome when it comes to sex!

All hell breaks loose when we have sex so rules and slight considerations are out the window. We throw elbows and I queef and he shoves my head down while I give him oral...who cares? It's sex, it's not SUPPOSED to be pretty, or polite. Get dirty and do it!

It's not there, but and ex of mine would brag about how good he was at oral and he thought the "motorboat" was so special. Ugh...totally ineffective!

My b/f used to ejaculate anywhere he felt like it....on the bed coverings, carpeted floor. He thought this was just so erotic but I didn't. I used to then have a wash cloth handy to take care of his cum but he was unrelenting alone.
We now use a throe or best; he mostly ejaculates into one of my orifices. So much better.....I still feel the carpet will shine under an ultra violet light.

Hahaha, so many of these stories are so awful, they are funny. So sorry to those of you with the eye-raising complaints!

If anything, I'd say that I run into issues where there isn't enough foreplay. I don't have a 'dryness' issue, but I do need time to relax and let my mind open up--I otherwise mentally block taking anything internally--toys, cock, fingers, anything. If this is the case, moving play along too quickly can be very painful for me.
This isnt so much an annoyance though, because nobody can tell when I'm ready except for me. It is usually just a sign that I need to be more vocal about what stage I'm at.

I find that the most annoying thing a guy can do in regards to sex, is to say, "Not tonight.". Especially when I've been ready to go all day.

Wow that was harder to choose than I was expecting : ) Can I just say all of them?

Well I haven't had any of these issues with my husband luckily. He's very attentive and I haven't had any complaints in the sex department with him ever in the 9 years we've been together.

Before him I had guys who just didn't know what they were doing during sex, but I've never had one that didn't try and wasn't geared towards trying to please me in every way possible, so I guess I have just really been lucky! I can say that all the options in the poll would bug me but I've never actually experienced them.

My boyfriend, like others isn't perfect. However, I love him.
And he's committed the "dry pussy and no foreplay" before.... but in his defense.. we were both a little drunk.. or he'll try to make a quickie happen when he's in the mood, assuming I'm already very turned on.. lol

My man is usually very good about foreplay, but sometimes he forgets about it when he's super horny, and goes straight in for the kill, but we always have lube handy. I actually find it more annoying when he tries to rub my clit with dry fingers and I haven't gotten wet yet.. that hurts!

This was a difficult choice. I HATE it when a guy pushs my head down while I'm giving him a blowjob. But it pisses me off more when I get that "are you ready?" after I've warmed him up but haven't got warm myself. I hate one sided foreplay.