What is the worst sex lie you have heard or told
The worst sex lie you've heard or told?
03/19/2013
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I don't think I've heard any really bad ones. Mostly it's just been guys (and a couple of women) who were exaggerating (or totally making up) their exploits.
The "worst" I ever told was not admitting it when a friend asked me if I'd slept with his wife (before they started dating). I just couldn't see anything good coming out of his knowing I had slept with her, so I flatly denied it. They're still together and he and I are still friends, so I still feel pretty good about this one.
The "worst" I ever told was not admitting it when a friend asked me if I'd slept with his wife (before they started dating). I just couldn't see anything good coming out of his knowing I had slept with her, so I flatly denied it. They're still together and he and I are still friends, so I still feel pretty good about this one.
03/20/2013
Yesterday I read the very best ever:
You can NOT get pregnant if you have sex with your friend EVERY DAY because the testicles will stop producing sperm!
For the win.
You can NOT get pregnant if you have sex with your friend EVERY DAY because the testicles will stop producing sperm!
For the win.
03/20/2013
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Oh lawd, that's hilarious! That's just so blatantly wrong that I can't help but wonder if it was a ploy to get people to have more babies.
Originally posted by
Eugler
Yesterday I read the very best ever:
You can NOT get pregnant if you have sex with your friend EVERY DAY because the testicles will stop producing sperm!
For the win.
You can NOT get pregnant if you have sex with your friend EVERY DAY because the testicles will stop producing sperm!
For the win.
03/20/2013
I remember once talking to a guy sitting next to me on the plane, that was a really long time ago. He basically told me that I should lose my virginity as early as possible, so it would be less painful. I was twelve .
03/20/2013
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I was hoping that it was fake or something.
Originally posted by
Rin (aka Nire)
Oh lawd, that's hilarious! That's just so blatantly wrong that I can't help but wonder if it was a ploy to get people to have more babies.
I saw it in a scan of a teenager magazine.
Original in German language
03/20/2013
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just faking an orgasm.
Originally posted by
never shy
What is the worst sex lie you have heard or told
03/20/2013
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... I'm just going to go on a killing spree to let off my rage.
Originally posted by
SourAppleMartini
I remember once talking to a guy sitting next to me on the plane, that was a really long time ago. He basically told me that I should lose my virginity as early as possible, so it would be less painful. I was twelve .
03/20/2013
In school they told us that condoms and birth control weren't effective. Tons of girls I went to school with got pregnant before or right after graduation, no doubt thanks to this one.
03/24/2013
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it reminds me a lot like of the whole "if it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down," Akin was spouting off a while back.
Originally posted by
Eugler
I was hoping that it was fake or something.
I saw it in a scan of a teenager magazine.
Original in German language ... more
I saw it in a scan of a teenager magazine.
Original in German language ... more
I was hoping that it was fake or something.
I saw it in a scan of a teenager magazine.
Original in German language less
I saw it in a scan of a teenager magazine.
Original in German language less
03/24/2013
Sex sex ed in middle school I asked what the point of public hair was and they told me it was so that the baby had a soft place to come out! REALLY!?
03/24/2013
Not so much a lie, but ignorance. I had a friend in college who thought his GF could get pregnant from Swallowing.
03/24/2013
worst for me was that orgasmed when I hadn't.
03/24/2013
My ex-husband claiming to be quite sexually active while in a relationship.
He was a dead fish. Our marriage was never consummated despite my numerous attempts at initiating it because he wouldn't.
He blamed me for it, of course.
He was a dead fish. Our marriage was never consummated despite my numerous attempts at initiating it because he wouldn't.
He blamed me for it, of course.
03/25/2013
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That's just horrible that he blamed you for it.
Originally posted by
Chilipepper
My ex-husband claiming to be quite sexually active while in a relationship.
He was a dead fish. Our marriage was never consummated despite my numerous attempts at initiating it because he wouldn't.
He blamed me for it, of course.
He was a dead fish. Our marriage was never consummated despite my numerous attempts at initiating it because he wouldn't.
He blamed me for it, of course.
03/25/2013
Birth control pills are made from horse urine.
03/25/2013
Sorry. Dreaded double post.
03/25/2013
This guy I was talking to was bragging about how good he was in bed and how he could "go all night". I finally agreed to go to bed with him, not because of the bragging but for a number of other foolish reasons. He came before we even got started.
03/25/2013
My friend told me his problem in bed is that he makes girls finish too fast. If it's true, good for him. However I'm almost certain it's a bit of an exaggeration
04/04/2013
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