Keep in mind, I don't have the most original hiding spot whatsoever for my stash of goodies
A few weeks ago I realized my almost 16 yr old had been getting into my panty drawer and snatching my thongs! I first told her "umm, eew, gross lol" and asked why. She of course said she needed them so she wouldn't have panty lines with her leggings. Ugh. So, after my brief heart attack (after all , I know she had to come across some of my vibes or other toys--not like there's only 1 lol) I told her my drawer is off limits. Ok, you would think this would prompt me to find adequate space for all of my paraphernalia. Yeah not so much.
I'm laying in bed, getting ready to read. She comes in looking for clear fingernail polish. Just as I happen to open the top drawer to my night stand (where there's a plethora of lubes for any occasion) she walks by and says, "hey, us that the clear polish!!". I quickly slam the drawer closed yelling NO. LOL. OMG. It was a tiny bottle if clear lube. Looked nothing like polish.
So, I'm at the gym with my girlfriend and I'm sharing this story. We're cracking up laughing so hard because only these crazy things happen to me. We've decided it's time to create our own toy storage system. A Fort Knox of systems with me in mind lol. Something huge to hold my arsenal of goods, with a fingerprint recognition and retinal screen. Then, a lovely computer voice (insert sexy computer girl) will say, "Hello Vnessa, what is your pleasure today..." Yep, that should do it.
If you could only hear our topics of conversation Lol. It's no wonder we have so many male friends!! One guy just sat there staring with his mouth hanging open until we moved to another station. We honestly didn't mean to distract him. This was a serious discussion. Don't you agree
This is my random discussion today. Jump on in lol
A few weeks ago I realized my almost 16 yr old had been getting into my panty drawer and snatching my thongs! I first told her "umm, eew, gross lol" and asked why. She of course said she needed them so she wouldn't have panty lines with her leggings. Ugh. So, after my brief heart attack (after all , I know she had to come across some of my vibes or other toys--not like there's only 1 lol) I told her my drawer is off limits. Ok, you would think this would prompt me to find adequate space for all of my paraphernalia. Yeah not so much.
I'm laying in bed, getting ready to read. She comes in looking for clear fingernail polish. Just as I happen to open the top drawer to my night stand (where there's a plethora of lubes for any occasion) she walks by and says, "hey, us that the clear polish!!". I quickly slam the drawer closed yelling NO. LOL. OMG. It was a tiny bottle if clear lube. Looked nothing like polish.
So, I'm at the gym with my girlfriend and I'm sharing this story. We're cracking up laughing so hard because only these crazy things happen to me. We've decided it's time to create our own toy storage system. A Fort Knox of systems with me in mind lol. Something huge to hold my arsenal of goods, with a fingerprint recognition and retinal screen. Then, a lovely computer voice (insert sexy computer girl) will say, "Hello Vnessa, what is your pleasure today..." Yep, that should do it.
If you could only hear our topics of conversation Lol. It's no wonder we have so many male friends!! One guy just sat there staring with his mouth hanging open until we moved to another station. We honestly didn't mean to distract him. This was a serious discussion. Don't you agree
This is my random discussion today. Jump on in lol
