Hi there everyone. My lovely lady informed me I should introduce myself to the community, since I am new here.

First off, I'm a guy, I'm 25 years old, my online nickname has been Poophammer since I can remember, and it comes from a game called Death Spank.

I am big into PC gaming and I work on computers in my free time. I love cats and I'm recently starting to gain an appreciation for sex toys.

Also as you can see in my avatar I love cats and that is my little one, Stormy. She was the wife's cat before we met but she fell in love with me the first time I ever visited.

That's about it. My girl has been on this site for almost a year and I finally decided to try reviewing on my own! less

Thanks everyone for your welcomes! Wow, it is no joke that everyone on this site is so helpful and friendly!

ToyTimeTim: I was told that the number of men to women on this site was pretty low, we will have to change that! I actually talked to some of my friends from some games about joining and reviewing (why I kept the online name they'll be able to find easily) so we will see! I know a bunch of fleshlight fanatics who really need to broaden their toy horizons!

P'Gell: I figured this would be the PERFECT place to explain the name! After all, I bet most of the members here have their minds in the same place as yours and mine!

Stormy: Ah yes, such a strong name! Only those who are smart, sweet and totally awesome can have that name! I am proud to have met another Stormy! Though, I'm sure your taste in food is much better than hers

Thank you all again, and I'm really going to enjoy talking with you all and writing reviews! less

Oh it would be so awesome if you could bring your friends in. And that was so sweet of you - I'm sure we both like to dine on tasty crabs and shrimps, but she can keep her vittles and wet food all for herself. Oh, and to add even more fun to this - I'm a leo. Muhahahaha less

I'm hoping they'll join me. I've asked them to read my reviews, so they can get an idea of what there is here, and Peggi had an idea to buy an Eden gift card or two with points, and I plan to do a giveaway type thing, where they can all try and "win" the gift card. I figure that's a good way to get them to check things out, maybe help them start up their own reviews!

Actually I have this cute video of her (I'd have to find it) going nuts over the smell of crabs in a cardboard box! She looked like she was on catnip! less