In case some of you didn't know, when I am not working for EF as your friendly neighborhood Review Program manager, I have another job working in a Porn Store here in Philadelphia. I basically only work weekends now, but I have been working there since the beginning of 2002. It's an entertaining job to say the least.
For years now I have been writing crazy stories about the customers, crazies, and homeless people that come in, mixed in with a lot of highly imaginative speculation, humorous rants, and real events that can sometimes be unbelievable. So this week I have finally written and posted my 100th tale (or the book, as I keep joking as the collection clocks in around 100,000 words).
So anyway, I guess I will just toot my horn once or twice here and if you want to check it out, I am sure will have the absolute best time of your entire life!
Gary, you already know how proud I am of you! Over 100,000 words is much more than many books -and a major accomplishment! I applaud your ability to find the humor in so many sucky situations!!!
Gary, you already know how proud I am of you! Over 100,000 words is much more than many books -and a major accomplishment! I applaud your ability to find the humor in so many sucky situations!!!
Thanks! Usually the worst situations make the funniest stories.
What a neat looking store! Congo-Ratz on reaching the 100 mark!!!
Damn Gary! I can't imagine going back to work for a place that might have cost me 5 years of my life AND ended up giving me a criminal record! Sounds like this store was a better fit anyhow and the stories about working there are frickin amazing. I think you got the better end of the deal.
That was a great post. I'm going to have to find the time to read through the other 99. What exactly was the raid at the CD store about if you don't mind answering.
That was a great post. I'm going to have to find the time to read through the other 99. What exactly was the raid at the CD store about if you don't mind answering.
Thanks! No it's cool... the store carried 'Imports' or Bootlegs of Live Recordings. It's pretty crazy, everyone who worked at the stores got arrested and charged with as much as possible. The store owner was not arrested, and when he did 'turn himself in' for a warrant, he had very minor charges. Yeah, everyone else returned to work for him, AND he didn't pay for the legal fees or fines of any of the employees. I could write another book about that job.
Thanks! No it's cool... the store carried 'Imports' or Bootlegs of Live Recordings. It's pretty crazy, everyone who worked at the stores got arrested and charged with as much as possible. The store owner was not arrested, and when he
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Thanks! No it's cool... the store carried 'Imports' or Bootlegs of Live Recordings. It's pretty crazy, everyone who worked at the stores got arrested and charged with as much as possible. The store owner was not arrested, and when he did 'turn himself in' for a warrant, he had very minor charges. Yeah, everyone else returned to work for him, AND he didn't pay for the legal fees or fines of any of the employees. I could write another book about that job.
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You should, I would so read it. I can't believe everybody else went back. I woulda run as far away from that shit as I could have.
Congratulations.
You have a great view on life in the store. (and in general) I always enjoy reading you stories. Maybe you should write a book, I know it would sell.
Congratulations. You have a great view on life in the store. (and in general) I always enjoy reading you stories. Maybe you should write a book, I know it would sell.
I definitely have enough for a book, so that would be awesome!
Congrats on your 100th post! Please get published so that I can buy your book, send it to you for an autograph, and then brag about it to all my friends
