Using the latest in stealth technology, EF is proud to present the Invisi-vibe. You can touch it, and REALLY feel it, but you just CANNOT SEE IT.
With defense department cutbacks happening soon, manufacturers of Stealth Technology cannot afford to let those multi billion dollar research findings collect dust on the shelf, so they have looked for other useful areas to apply their Stealth Techology.
While the "Stealth Picnic Table" was a great idea for not spoiling the surroundings and views of the national parks, campers could just not find them, and the big signs they had to use to point to the tables just defeated the whole purpose. However, the Stealth Vibrator is a distinctly useful item. Just think, leave that whole collection of vibes right on your nightstand...no worries about what the kids or visiting grandma will see.
Pesky hotel maids are no longer an issue with Invisi Vibe.
Better yet, you can pleasure yourself, at stoplights, and while stuck in traffic and while those semi drivers will still get a great look, of course, they will think you are the plain old vanilla masturbater they see every day, just using her hand....and probably not waste time looking, rather then thinking you were ready and horny and equipped with a state of the art vibrator (of course, we have A/C, and D/C (Auto Jacks) included).
SO, make sure to order your Invisi-Vibe today. There IS a limited number on hand (only 600 were planned, at $1.26 million each, but then, as with all military spec projects, the "run" was cut to 43 at $129.6 Million each (US dollars, of course). SO...you "well heeled" buyers out there, be sure to get yours...NOW.
With defense department cutbacks happening soon, manufacturers of Stealth Technology cannot afford to let those multi billion dollar research findings collect dust on the shelf, so they have looked for other useful areas to apply their Stealth Techology.
While the "Stealth Picnic Table" was a great idea for not spoiling the surroundings and views of the national parks, campers could just not find them, and the big signs they had to use to point to the tables just defeated the whole purpose. However, the Stealth Vibrator is a distinctly useful item. Just think, leave that whole collection of vibes right on your nightstand...no worries about what the kids or visiting grandma will see.
Pesky hotel maids are no longer an issue with Invisi Vibe.
Better yet, you can pleasure yourself, at stoplights, and while stuck in traffic and while those semi drivers will still get a great look, of course, they will think you are the plain old vanilla masturbater they see every day, just using her hand....and probably not waste time looking, rather then thinking you were ready and horny and equipped with a state of the art vibrator (of course, we have A/C, and D/C (Auto Jacks) included).
SO, make sure to order your Invisi-Vibe today. There IS a limited number on hand (only 600 were planned, at $1.26 million each, but then, as with all military spec projects, the "run" was cut to 43 at $129.6 Million each (US dollars, of course). SO...you "well heeled" buyers out there, be sure to get yours...NOW.
