#AprilFools - Review: Your Significant Other

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Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Five stars.
04/02/2010
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Contributor: Sir Sir
HAHA~!!!!

I was surprised that you did not say, "If I was able, I'd rate them no stars!"
04/02/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Thanks for giving mine 5 stars . I completely agree
04/02/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Is it appropriate to make a 'your mom' joke here? lol
04/02/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Follow-up review: I like it less

Unfortunately, while your significant other was definitely a five star toy upon my first impression, now it won't stop calling me and making up excuses for getting together ("I left my sweater at your place.") I definitely like this one less now, and might give it three stars retroactively.
04/03/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Ha!
04/05/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
I KNEW IT! There are only so many times he can forget a sweater he doesn't ever even wear! I'm gonna have to leash that boy....
04/08/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
is there a link or something? I don't get it...
04/09/2010
Contributor: deceased deceased
Not a good lay. Loved for personality, wit and intelligence. 1 star. Floppy, hard to clean, makes too much noise, requires great energy expenditure. Not durable. High maintainence.
04/13/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by deceased
Not a good lay. Loved for personality, wit and intelligence. 1 star. Floppy, hard to clean, makes too much noise, requires great energy expenditure. Not durable. High maintainence.
HAHAHAHA!!!
04/13/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Unbelievably my sexual match, no other guy has been as in tune with me and himself for that matter. My current partner is LEAPS above the last and any other I have been with. Plus his member is like PERFECTION, which I couldn't say for my last boyfriend since he didn't like to clean his junk EWWWW. But sex aside...5 stars there too
04/14/2010
Contributor: onehotmomma onehotmomma
5 stars!
08/27/2010
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Owl Identified
Follow-up review: I like it less

Unfortunately, while your significant other was definitely a five star toy upon my first impression, now it won't stop calling me and making up excuses for getting together ("I left my sweater at your ... more
Hilarious!
02/03/2012
Contributor: Vaginas Vaginas
he's ever so sweet and he'll make you feel like the most beautiful girl on the planet. he loves to cuddle and he'll koala you in his strong arms all night long. respects you and your need for time with friends, etc. not to mention he's packing a very attractive member. and he's all for pleasing his woman.

5 fucking stars.
06/21/2012