Snowman Strap-On Harness (w/Fresh Carrot)
If you tired of building and posing your snowmen & snowwomen in the same old vertical poses, perhaps it’s time your bought a Snowman Strap-On. It’s sexy, it’s practical, and it’s loads of fun for the whole family; And if you buy one right now it even comes with a fresh carrot.
Pros: Hot & Sweaty Snowman Strap-on Sex.
Cons: For Seasonal use only, unless you live in the Tundra.
Upon opening the package I did take notice to the product ingredient listing that includes every substance known to be harmful to human genitalia, so please keep in mind this is for Snowman use only!
The sizing is fairly convenient as one size fits most, but of course if you are having some sizing issues your can always dropkick a huge chunk off of your snowman until it fits properly.
The C-Ring adapter is compatible with all varieties of carrots. The instructions say that while it may be possible to use items other than carrots, it is highly recommended that you don’t. Doing so could result in fire, explosion, or in some cases even death. The instructions also advise that you do not eat a carrot after it has been used for dirty snowman sex.
All in all I would have to say that my experience with this product was a positive one. Our family had the best Christmas card photo of all time, and then snowmen have never been happier,
5 Stars!!!
If you tired of building and posing your snowmen & snowwomen in the same old vertical poses, perhaps it’s time your bought a Snowman Strap-On. It’s sexy, it’s practical, and it’s loads of fun for the whole family; And if you buy one right now it even comes with a fresh carrot.
Pros: Hot & Sweaty Snowman Strap-on Sex.
Cons: For Seasonal use only, unless you live in the Tundra.
Upon opening the package I did take notice to the product ingredient listing that includes every substance known to be harmful to human genitalia, so please keep in mind this is for Snowman use only!
The sizing is fairly convenient as one size fits most, but of course if you are having some sizing issues your can always dropkick a huge chunk off of your snowman until it fits properly.
The C-Ring adapter is compatible with all varieties of carrots. The instructions say that while it may be possible to use items other than carrots, it is highly recommended that you don’t. Doing so could result in fire, explosion, or in some cases even death. The instructions also advise that you do not eat a carrot after it has been used for dirty snowman sex.
All in all I would have to say that my experience with this product was a positive one. Our family had the best Christmas card photo of all time, and then snowmen have never been happier,
5 Stars!!!
