The NEW, fully NUCLEAR POWERED "ULTRA-VIBE". Yes, producing three times the average vibrational power of a standard locomotive , but utilizing a micro-nuclear power plant, imbedded deep in it's core, the "ULTRA VIBE" is sure to please even the most demanding users!!!
Just slip this little 7 inch dynamo out of it's six inch thick leaded sleeve, flip the switch and you too can enjoy over 150,000 years of uninterrupted vibrating delight!!! Think of this as the first "multi generational adult toy"!!! Something special to pass on to your great, great, great, great, great, great...etc, grands.
With six speeds, ranging from "insane" to "shake my organs to jelly", you are SURE to find just the right setting for your "intimate fun needs".
At only $12,467,402.00, this gem of an adult toy might indeed be a bit on the "pricy" side, but believe us, it is worth every penny and certainly worth a bit of financial sacrifice, to know you are simply getting the "best".
*please be aware that neither the manufacturer or seller of this item is responsible for ground water contamination, death, birth defects, cancer or flesh burns, to any living organism getting closer then 5000 yards from this device at any time. Purchaser is funny responsible for appropriate licenses from the AEC (Atomic Energy Commission) and Department of Defense. Homeland Security should be notified before each use of this toy. Loss prevention and securing from possible misuse of internal nuclear core is the sole responsibility of the purchaser and the device should be under heavy armed guard 24/7/365. No less then five dozen "special op's guards" are recommended for standard use. Purchaser agrees to secure underground containment for spent nuclear material upon discontinuation of use of this toy. International Atomic Energy Inspection will be allowed at all times by the purchaser. Remember....ENJOY!!!
(I'M JUST POSTING THE "AD". I will let others worry about the "REVIEW" or I will do one at a later date!!! )
Just slip this little 7 inch dynamo out of it's six inch thick leaded sleeve, flip the switch and you too can enjoy over 150,000 years of uninterrupted vibrating delight!!! Think of this as the first "multi generational adult toy"!!! Something special to pass on to your great, great, great, great, great, great...etc, grands.
With six speeds, ranging from "insane" to "shake my organs to jelly", you are SURE to find just the right setting for your "intimate fun needs".
At only $12,467,402.00, this gem of an adult toy might indeed be a bit on the "pricy" side, but believe us, it is worth every penny and certainly worth a bit of financial sacrifice, to know you are simply getting the "best".
*please be aware that neither the manufacturer or seller of this item is responsible for ground water contamination, death, birth defects, cancer or flesh burns, to any living organism getting closer then 5000 yards from this device at any time. Purchaser is funny responsible for appropriate licenses from the AEC (Atomic Energy Commission) and Department of Defense. Homeland Security should be notified before each use of this toy. Loss prevention and securing from possible misuse of internal nuclear core is the sole responsibility of the purchaser and the device should be under heavy armed guard 24/7/365. No less then five dozen "special op's guards" are recommended for standard use. Purchaser agrees to secure underground containment for spent nuclear material upon discontinuation of use of this toy. International Atomic Energy Inspection will be allowed at all times by the purchaser. Remember....ENJOY!!!
(I'M JUST POSTING THE "AD". I will let others worry about the "REVIEW" or I will do one at a later date!!! )
