The Inevitable "Whatcha Gonna Get With Your Coupon?!" Thread

...Well...TELL ME!!! This is the inevitable thread that follows one of the generous holiday coupons in which we all get to squee and glow and be really excited about what's coming to us. Me? I decided it was long overdue, so I just bit the bullet and forced myself to purchase some of the more boring (but necessary) items I need, all storage-related. And a couple of treats, too. Here's my haul:

- A few Edenfantasys toy storage pouches
- Divine Pink Corset Toybox
- Another Divine Python Carry-on
- Wahl Mini Wand
- Fun Factory Share
- Sixth Edition Guide to Getting It On (gift to my sister who will be going away to college soon! I want her to be armed with knowledge about sex!)

Now tell me what you're getting! Spare me no details! less

I think it might be time for me to try a massage candle or two. I love massage oil but have always been curious about pouring wax to use for a massage.

I'm also looking for a VixSkin cock that could be "my cock." My only VixSkin toy is the LoneStar, and while I love it, it's HUGE. It's way too big to look realistic coming from my body. I might go with something like the Tex or Mustang. less

I definitely want the Fun Factory Yooo, and when I find out on Tuesday that I didn't win the Femblossom or the Womolia from Eden Cafe, I'll probably order one of those.

And I think I need some new stockings although I've never bought much in the way of hosiery from here so I'll have to see if there are any options to fit me... less

@ Redboxbaby, I actually ALMOST bought my mother a Siri but I decided to hold off. I want to get one for her birthday in March and I know if I get it now I'll just cave (I'm impatient!) and give it to her early. Isn't giving your mother a vibrator the best? I know that my mother is way over-worked and under-appreciated and I'm sooooo happy to be able to give her this as a present.

@ Chili! I love you girl, I can loan you my (sort of) straight boyfriend for some spooning!!! He's very loving and he just offered to big spoon you! ? You better treat yourself to something very nice for V-day, you really deserve it.

@ Sam, that Sampler is so totally worth it, especially if you're someone like myself that gets bored quickly. You get a little nip of everything, it's wonderful.

@ Kindred, my hat is off to you for your 2.0 purchase. That thing fills me with reverence - it's just so damn big and beautiful and such. I'm also jealous of your Midnight Chest! I almost bought one but I really wouldn't have anywhere to put it unfortunately. I hope you love yours

@ Emily, it's funny because I planned my purchases like, days in advance. I always do when I spend my holiday coupons. I make up a few different shopping carts (one of massage stuff, one with a big tag item and a couple little things, etc.) until I find the right combo. Eden makes our lives tough with these decisions

@ Taylor, excellent choice! That's such a beautiful flogger! less

@ Redboxbaby, I actually ALMOST bought my mother a Siri but I decided to hold off. I want to get one for her birthday in March and I know if I get it now I'll just cave (I'm impatient!) and give it to her early. Isn't giving your mother a vibrator the best? I know that my mother is way over-worked and under-appreciated and I'm sooooo happy to be able to give her this as a present.

@ Chili! I love you girl, I can loan you my (sort of) straight boyfriend for some spooning!!! He's very loving and he just offered to big spoon you! ? You better treat yourself to something very nice for V-day, you really deserve it.

@ Sam, that Sampler is so totally worth it, especially if you're someone like myself that gets bored quickly. You get a little nip of everything, it's wonderful.

@ Kindred, my hat is off to you for your 2.0 purchase. That thing fills me with reverence - it's just so damn big and beautiful and such. I'm also jealous of your Midnight Chest! I almost bought one but I really wouldn't have anywhere to put it unfortunately. I hope you love yours

@ Emily, it's funny because I planned my purchases like, days in advance. I always do when I spend my holiday coupons. I make up a few different shopping carts (one of massage stuff, one with a big tag item and a couple little things, etc.) until I find the right combo. Eden makes our lives tough with these decisions

@ Taylor, excellent choice! That's such a beautiful flogger! less

I've been trying to flirt with guys at work and checking for wedding rings. All the good ones are taken, it seems. *siiiigh* Get me a guy too if you find where they come from.

But I'm definitely getting the Soraya!!! I've been saving forever for it. I don't know if I'm going to have enough to get anything else to go with it though... Hmmm... less

I usually think about a big purchase (like maybe a Liberator, but I don't know if it would work on our waterbed) or maybe a Pure Wand, or a Sinflut Benjamin Bond (whom I have been lusting over for more than a year) and then I always end up getting a lot of smaller things.

I need lube and stuff. And maybe some toy cleaner. And there are always books I want.

I don't know yet. But, if I want a Liberator, I have like only a few hours to make up my mind. less