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Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Anybody yet seen the commercials for the new Cosmopolitan Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas? link The commercial is hilarious. Bell boys with no pants on, a woman having a corset laced, an other woman using her sub-man as a chair in the hall, what are they taking all those Polaroid pictures of?

And what's with the bunnies and chicks and puppies and kittens?

I have no connection with this hotel, I just saw the ads, and even though I am not a fan of Las Vegas, I want to spend a few days there.

Spas, people, and bubble tubs.

OMG, I need a vacation.
12/10/2010
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Crow T. Robot: "The director got arty here!"
12/10/2010
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Anybody yet seen the commercials for the new Cosmopolitan Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas? link The commercial is hilarious. Bell boys with no pants on, a woman having a corset laced, an other woman using her sub-man as a chair in the hall, what are they ... more
I don't know, but I am going to Vegas in a month or two...I will totally tell you. And I had better see a damn puppy there now that it was in the commercial.
12/10/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Crow T. Robot: "The director got arty here!"
CROW! A MST3000 fan! I LOVE you, Chili.
12/10/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by J's Alley
I don't know, but I am going to Vegas in a month or two...I will totally tell you. And I had better see a damn puppy there now that it was in the commercial.
The rates actually weren't that bad. But, what is it with the cute little animals?

I'd like to see the naked from the waist down bell hops, personally.
12/10/2010
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
It's nowhere near what the commercial indicates...it is, however, a whole new type of hotel on the strip, and I am looking forward to seeing it. This hotel was being built when J and I were in Vegas a few months ago, so it will be interesting to see the final product of all that work...and to see if they can hold there own in that city.
12/10/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by J's Alley
It's nowhere near what the commercial indicates...it is, however, a whole new type of hotel on the strip, and I am looking forward to seeing it. This hotel was being built when J and I were in Vegas a few months ago, so it will be interesting to ... more
Are you staying there, Alley?

My Man tends to favor cabins in the woods, but we really need to get away. I have no idea if we can swing it anytime soon, though. Money.
12/10/2010
Contributor: Airekah Airekah
That sounds nice. I want to take a vacation too. It would be awesome.
12/10/2010
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
No, we stay downtown because it's like $20 a night and the food and drinks are cheaper...plus the people are better (less drunken 19 year olds).
12/10/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
I would go there and demand Bambi in my room. Just sayin
12/10/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Can I fondle the dance instructor, too?
12/10/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Can I fondle the dance instructor, too?
LOL! I thought he was a gigolo! With that elegant older woman. Like his Sugar Mama.
12/10/2010
Contributor: Miss Morphine Miss Morphine
I'm really interested in the interactive art concept described on the website as well as the in-house night club.
12/11/2010
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
You mentioned nakedness..and suddenly I was interested. LOL
12/11/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Are you staying there, Alley?

My Man tends to favor cabins in the woods, but we really need to get away. I have no idea if we can swing it anytime soon, though. Money.
Thanks to your post I totally have "Cabin in the Woods" from Evil Dead the Musical in my head now.

I want to see a deer in the hall. I'm rather curious about this place but I'm guessing it isn't all that extreme. If only...
12/11/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
I so want to stay there now. HAHA!
12/11/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Sir
I so want to stay there now. HAHA!
I was telling My Man about it this morning. How he missed the commercials, as we're usually in the same room in the evening, I don't know. He has ADD.

When I told him about it, he just raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't go getting any ideas, Woman. It sounds like fun, but we're broke." I have idea, My Man, I have plenty. I'm willing to bet we could get a flight to Vegas damn cheap after the Holidays....

I better see some frickin bunnies in the hallways.....not to mention those bell boys.
12/11/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Hah, I think they put the bunny outside at the end to indicate like "we do pretty much EVERYTHING here...except this...keep the animals outside..."

Basically just stress the the whole no animals, no children, no unwanted force thing!
12/11/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Hah, I think they put the bunny outside at the end to indicate like "we do pretty much EVERYTHING here...except this...keep the animals outside..."

Basically just stress the the whole no animals, no children, no unwanted force thing!
Haha, funny, very funny.

P'Gell: Yeah, I know what you mean. I will not be able to, but it does seem like fun.
12/11/2010
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
Sounds like a fun vacation to me! Sign me up
12/11/2010
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I'd be creeped out by some guy without pants carrying my bags or something. I would love to have a room full of kitties, though I don't see them actually being able to do it, since people can be allergic to different animals.
12/12/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Awesome - I'm packing my bags!
12/12/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Interesting commercial, I am a sucker for bunnies but I hate when animals are used for movies etc. I wonder how they are redistributed after the shooting is done, you know what I mean.

I thought it was going to be kinkier...I have never been to Vegas but one day I will go for sure.
12/12/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Anybody yet seen the commercials for the new Cosmopolitan Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas? link The commercial is hilarious. Bell boys with no pants on, a woman having a corset laced, an other woman using her sub-man as a chair in the hall, what are they ... more
I'm am soooo confused about the furry critters....
12/12/2010
Contributor: Tart Tart
Hilarious commercial! Thanks for pointing it out. I have never been there myself, but if that is the kind of company they keep then I am there! Bunnies and all!
12/12/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by KnK
I'm am soooo confused about the furry critters....
I highly doubt there are really any baby animals in the hotel.

The commercial has a nice, kinky, post modern feel to it, and the fluffy animals clash with the leather and kink so perfectly. "Just the right amount of wrong."

I think that's my new motto.
12/12/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
I just wanted to post that I ate at a restaurant at the Cosmopolitan last night. The hotel is very nice and I would agree that it has a post-modern look. The crowd seemed a bit younger than other hotels and felt like people were there more to be seen than anything else. The vibe came across as a bit pretentious and over done. However, it was still very nice and had a sophisticated look. And sorry to disappoint, I didn't see one bunny hopping about.
02/20/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Kindred
I just wanted to post that I ate at a restaurant at the Cosmopolitan last night. The hotel is very nice and I would agree that it has a post-modern look. The crowd seemed a bit younger than other hotels and felt like people were there more to be ... more
What a relief!
02/20/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Kindred
I just wanted to post that I ate at a restaurant at the Cosmopolitan last night. The hotel is very nice and I would agree that it has a post-modern look. The crowd seemed a bit younger than other hotels and felt like people were there more to be ... more
Thanks for the actual personal experience, Kindred.

I'm not that interested in the furry animals running around (I think it would break some laws not to mention possibly be cruel to the little cuties) but, I was interested to know if it's a fun place to stay. You said it was a bit pretentious. Do they try to hard with the "kink?" Or what made you think this?
02/20/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Thanks for the actual personal experience, Kindred.

I'm not that interested in the furry animals running around (I think it would break some laws not to mention possibly be cruel to the little cuties) but, I was interested to know if ... more
Honestly, I didn't get any feeling of kink. And the pretentiousness is from people wanting to be seen.
02/20/2011