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Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
It sounds like we're nominating for lifetime achievement awards.

Maybe we need a category for best new toy. Or we could consider having an Oscars Committee to decide on categories for next year.
02/26/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
Best vibe - Je Joue MIMI

best vibe ever!
02/26/2011
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Best toy (over all categories): Liberator Wedge
Best vibe: Je Joue G-Ki
Best dildo: VixSkin Johnny
Best glass dildo: Don Wands Bent Graduate
Best harness: No experience in this category (though, from what I've extensively read, the Spareparts Joque deserves mention here)
Best masturbator: Vibratex Maven
Best manufacturer: FunFactory (they exude innovate ingenuity and offer a huge selection of quality, quirky toys)
02/27/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Woman China
Best toy- Fun Factory's Semirealistic G-Twist

Best vibe- G-Twist

Best dildo- Swirled blue dildo

Best manufacturer- Lelo wins due to finally coming into the 21st century with waterproof toys.


Is there those ... more
Is there those non-Oscar ones for the biggest flops too?

Like the Razzies? I can think of a few that would fit this category.

Like "Worst Lube" KY Mine and Yours it has probably the worst reviews of nearly any product on the site. (Or really anything flavored with sugar, honey, fruit extract etc.)

Most Disappointing Vibrator: Couture collection Bliss remote egg So many reviews said this was a Fail.
02/27/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Best toy : It's one Eden doesn't sell - Magic Spot Orgasmic rabbit

Best vibe : I'm torn between Isla & Bendable Touch rabbit

Best dildo : Marcos Banderas uncut cyberskin

Best manufacturer : Lelo!!
02/27/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Is there those non-Oscar ones for the biggest flops too?

Like the Razzies? I can think of a few that would fit this category.

Like "Worst Lube" KY Mine and Yours it has probably the worst reviews of nearly any product on the ... more
I can think of one toy to fit that category.

Worse masturbation sleeve: The co-ed cutie. Everyone who has reviewed it agrees, it is so tight it is painful. It is like someone heard the phrase "pencil dick" and assumed that was the average thickness of the human penis and somehow this poor soul was put in change of making a sex toy.
02/27/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
Best vibe: Je Joue G-Ki

I have to think about the rest.
02/27/2011
Contributor: phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
I will have to think to pick just one for each section
03/03/2011