This may be the silliest thing I ever did in our marriage, but a few years ago, I was doing some "arts and crafts" for our daughters school, and had a lot of crepe paper and poster paper left over after creating a Thanksgiving project. Our daughter was at a Jr. Cheerleader sleep over, so we had the house to ourselves the day before Thanksgiving and I got creative and made a pair of "people size" paper "turkey boots" for me. I put them on and got on the bed with my legs up (turkey style), right as my husband pulled in the driveway. I knew he would be hard and horny after sending him nasty texts all day long, and his knowing we were alone all evening. I left a note right inside the front door..."I've been cooking all day, can you please help me out by shoving some lovely dressing up the turkeys rear end? You will find her steamy hot and waiting in the bedroom". Needless to say, as the great husband he is, he did his part...very, very well.
I cannot believe I just told this story. It's so silly, I really am not sure I even ever told our good friends!!!! I even had feathers in my hair as a "turkey crest"!!! Oh to be young and silly again!!! less