What do you think of this Valentine's Day Gift? Would your guy like it?

Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
My husband has been gone for 5 weeks and comes home this Saturday. While he has been gone I have been hard at work planning an elaborate Valentine's Day/Welcome Home-I Missed You celebration, so to speak. I have left him subtle clues about things I have purchased and hints about how I plan to "surprise" him. He says he feels like a little kid, all excited about Christmas.

In his gift box I have: a Liberator Throes, 2 movies (porn club selections for Feb), 3 books (Anal Health Guide, Male Multiple Orgasm, The Bottoming Book (for me), Tantus Cock Ring, The Original, a Lube Shooter, bottle of Maximus, Couture Collection Amante, Flip Hole Black, Golden Laced-G, Tantus Ryder, Happy Valley Jolly Jack, Njoy Pure Wand and Pfun, 2 sets of nipple clamps, Naughty Boy, and the Beaver Shot Bullet. Not included are the two corsets I bought.

So would your partner think you'd lost it or be excited as all get out?
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My partner would love it.
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My partner might think I am a nympho.
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My partner would not like any of that.
K101
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Other, please explain
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Total votes: 69 (57 voters)
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Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Yes, he already thinks I am a nympho, I do believe.
02/02/2011
Contributor: staceejaxxx staceejaxxx
I think any man should be excited to get that awesome surprise! If he's not, something wrong with him! lol
02/02/2011
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
Wow! You made my eyes bulge as I kept reading that list. That is one lucky man.
02/02/2011
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
Yeah... My eyes also bugged out a bit as I read that. Lucky guy; he'll love it
02/02/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Be sure to stock your fridge because I don't think you're leaving the house for at least a week.
02/02/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Very lucky guy you have there! I'm sure he'll love it!
02/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Be sure to stock your fridge because I don't think you're leaving the house for at least a week.
Hmm, maybe two!
02/02/2011
Contributor: CSEA CSEA
Yea I'd LOVE that gift. He'd definitely think I'm a nympho (which he knows) and definitely LOVES GO FOR IT GIRL! ROCK HIS WORLD!
02/02/2011
Contributor: Crash Crash
I would be giddy with excitement if my girlfriend gave me a box with all of that in it. I am so jealous. That is like my dream gift-box right there. Have fun!
02/02/2011
Contributor: clp clp
Goodness! That is the most awesome, THOUGHTFUL gift basket I could imagine!! I especially love that you give clues; that makes the anticipation so much more fun!!

That basket would last me a couple of months of fun, I'm sure.
...okay, maybe weeks. Having everything there to play with makes it hard to wait!!
02/02/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Be sure to stock your fridge because I don't think you're leaving the house for at least a week.
I am a step ahead of you. I went to the store yesterday! I wish I could get him to take next week off, but unfortunately he HAS to work since he has been gone so long. I am banking on him taking the week of Spring Break off. Our son will be gone for that entire week! Yay! I do not plan to leave the house that week at all! Too bad we have to wait until next month.
02/02/2011
Contributor: onehotmomma onehotmomma
My guy would LOVE this!
02/03/2011
Contributor: BrokeNHorny BrokeNHorny
Wow, yeah. Definitely a good gift.
02/03/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
Sounds like a hell of a time. Have fun!
02/03/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
I am so glad to know I did well. Thanks everyone!
02/03/2011
Contributor: DustBunny DustBunny
What man doesn't want to know that you've been thinking and planning for his return, especially in a sexy way. You've done a great job getting ready, I hope he's rested up it!
02/04/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
I voted other.. Because, I read this list to my boyfriend and his eyebrows raised and he said "Wow." I mean, what guy wouldn't like you to be thinking about him?


But I think my boyfriend would be wanting to know where I got upwards of 700$ to spend on sex items.
02/07/2011
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Hubby would probably freak at the cost but he'd love it.
02/07/2011
Contributor: That Guy That Guy
Um, this seems like the thread is directed at women, but if my girlfriend got this for me, I'd pretty much be her slave for a year. Like... more than I am now.
02/08/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
I used my 35% off coupon and some Eden points (didn't want to use them all - just in case something spectacular comes up). I only spent $123 out of my pocket.
02/08/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I don't have a partner but my Master would think that was great ... at least the toys he could use on me, anyway.

Sounds like a WHOLE lot of hot times at your place!
02/08/2011
Contributor: That Guy That Guy
Quote:
Originally posted by Redboxbaby
I used my 35% off coupon and some Eden points (didn't want to use them all - just in case something spectacular comes up). I only spent $123 out of my pocket.
Sure, but the thought in this case REALLY counts. I don't think it would even occur to my girl to do anything like this.
02/08/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by That Guy
Sure, but the thought in this case REALLY counts. I don't think it would even occur to my girl to do anything like this.
I am a sucker. I couldn't wait until our V-Day (no-kid in the house) celebration. I gave it to him Saturday night after he got home. Needless to say, we've been having a blast! He was really surprised. I am so looking forward to our special night, this weekend. He has no idea what I have planned, but his Flip Hole Black is off limits until that night! That is my toy to use on him and I am totally looking forward to it.
02/08/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Quote:
Originally posted by Redboxbaby
I am a sucker. I couldn't wait until our V-Day (no-kid in the house) celebration. I gave it to him Saturday night after he got home. Needless to say, we've been having a blast! He was really surprised. I am so looking forward to our ... more
Aw, I'm really glad he likes it and you're both enjoying the v-day gifts
02/08/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I think it's awesome you guys are there and will make the most of it. My partner thinks I have too many toys if I have more than 3. Enjoy them!
02/08/2011
Contributor: ColorSplash ColorSplash
I think they might like it.
02/26/2011
Contributor: phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
I think he will love it!!! That is a whole lotta love gift.
03/03/2011
Contributor: SaucyMan SaucyMan
I would love to get just one of those things, I'm sure he loved every one of them!
03/26/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
That would be a huge hit here too. Glad things went well!
03/26/2011