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Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
...when the zombie apocalypse starts.

I think getting home with like $100 in groceries in your car only to find out the ZA started.

Shopping on Black Friday (no matter how apropos)

at the dentist's office, getting a root canal.
10/29/2010
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
In the middle of sex. (Duh.)
10/29/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
In the middle of sex. (Duh.)
or the end
or the beginning
10/29/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Visiting my mom, she has no weapons of any kind.
10/29/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Driving to the gas station with the tank already on 'E'

Or, in the bathroom. Did Zombieland teach us nothing?
10/29/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Driving to the gas station with the tank already on 'E'

Or, in the bathroom. Did Zombieland teach us nothing?
I know a guy who memorized "The Rules".
10/29/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I know a guy who memorized "The Rules".
...and people will be making fun of him as he's limbered up and 'double-tapping' zombies, and then their brains will be eaten.
10/29/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
...and people will be making fun of him as he's limbered up and 'double-tapping' zombies, and then their brains will be eaten.
Cardio, Cardio, Cardio! As I hit the gym I just remind myself that if the Zombie Apocalypse comes I'll be ready!
10/29/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
...when the zombie apocalypse starts.

I think getting home with like $100 in groceries in your car only to find out the ZA started.

Shopping on Black Friday (no matter how apropos)

at the dentist's office, getting a root canal.
The worst place to be when the zombie apocalypse begins would have to be at the top of a ferris wheel, stopped waiting for people to either get on or off!

The best place to be would be a closed mall grocery store. They are designed to thwart break-ins and are full of non perishable food....and toothpaste, and deodorant. No sense in having rotting teeth or stinking like a zombie. Yup I actually think about such things....
10/29/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
it could happen... because if Cracked says so, it must be true

link
10/29/2010
Contributor: Serendipity Serendipity
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Visiting my mom, she has no weapons of any kind.
LOL! good one. Worst place? Maybe a crowded shopping mall, I hate them on a good day never mind ZA day
10/29/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
A butcher shop.
10/29/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Rush hour traffic, on a major highway that has no shoulders and exits spread far apart. In a low-rider convertible classic Impala. With a backseat full of toddlers.
10/29/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Rocky Horror Picture Show - audience participation type - which means a packed room full of people in costumes being LOUD. The massacre would be quick and nobody would figure it out until too late.
10/29/2010
Contributor: meganthomas meganthomas
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Originally posted by Victoria
Rush hour traffic, on a major highway that has no shoulders and exits spread far apart. In a low-rider convertible classic Impala. With a backseat full of toddlers.
that's just what i was picturing, except you just described it better than i could! lol
11/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by meganthomas
that's just what i was picturing, except you just described it better than i could! lol
Awesome... add in something like broken ankle and crutches too
11/02/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Driving to the gas station with the tank already on 'E'

Or, in the bathroom. Did Zombieland teach us nothing?
I was thinking about that lol, wouldn't want to be taking a shit as the zombies invaded.
11/02/2010
Contributor: Screaming Violet Screaming Violet
ground zero!
11/02/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Watching 'Walking Dead' last night, when he was in that dark stairwell with matches, I was like "aghhhh" then again with the horse in Atlanta scene (don't wanna be a spoiler). I am already SO psyched about this show!!! ZA, FTW!
11/02/2010
Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
Handcuffed to the bed right as your partner is bitten...yup, you're not going ANYWHERE.
11/02/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Victoria
Watching 'Walking Dead' last night, when he was in that dark stairwell with matches, I was like "aghhhh" then again with the horse in Atlanta scene (don't wanna be a spoiler). I am already SO psyched about this show!!! ZA, FTW!
I have all the comics (and TPB's) it is the BEST zombie story EVER!!!
11/02/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I have all the comics (and TPB's) it is the BEST zombie story EVER!!!
...nerd.
11/02/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I was thinking in the tantalizing display window of any store. Or any place with lots of huge windows for that matter.
11/02/2010