Hurt On The Job

Contributor: BeeLeaveMe BeeLeaveMe
I am curious to know how many of us have actually been hurt having sex.

Broken bones? Black eyes? Or maybe a sprained ankle or two?

Anyone ever ended up in the emergency room?
09/04/2008
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Contributor: BeeLeaveMe BeeLeaveMe
Every once and awhile me and my husband will be right in the middle of something awesome. And the next thing I know he's yelling, "Ow! Butt cramp". We have to stop and then I have to watch him hobble around the house for the next week.

Ahh, to be in love!
09/04/2008
Contributor: Epiphora Epiphora
Yeah, the worst I've had is leg cramps. They SUCK though.
09/04/2008
Contributor: Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful Dreamer
I have a good one. I broke his nose!! It happened with my ex about 3 years ago. He was behind me, I whipped my head back pretty quickly (I usually did, so this should not have been a surprise) and for some reason he had his face really low. My head slammed into his nose. Blood was everywhere. I had a headache. We told the ER physician he got hit in the face with a basketball....
It still is hilarious to this day.
09/04/2008
Contributor: Cock Wrangler Cock Wrangler
Leg cramps, rug/sheet/floor/wall burn on knees... one time I accidentally ripped out my partner's navel piercing with my nipple piercing. Hurt like hell for me, but my nipple looked fine and bloodless, whereas his navel ring yanked out and flew across the room. I decided then that I have nipples of steel.
09/04/2008
Contributor: Destri Destri
my worst has been rug burn, but it was a really extensive burn! Took a couple of weeks to completely go away....
09/04/2008
Contributor: Always Aroused Girl Always Aroused Girl
Not a sex injury...a sex TOY injury. I hoisted one of my sex-toy boxes up to put it on a shelf, and a piece of the wicker gouged a huge chunk out of the pad of my middle finger.

Which is my masturbating finger! Damn!
09/04/2008
Contributor: Bulma Bulma
My left hip gets a cramp in it from missionary depending on the angle and how I have my legs. Besides that though nothing has really happened to me. My husband on the other hand has actually fractured his penis during sex. I have only heard of it happening while the woman is on top and leans back really far. He did it in missionary from ramming his dick into my pubic bone (he has a bad aim when he gets excited ) He insisted he would be fine and didn't need to go to the ER, so went to the walk-in clinic the next morning. They said it wasn't that bad and he'd be fine, just to let it heal. We should have went to a specialist though, as he went from having a refractory period of 2-5 minutes to about 3-4 hours. His dick will make a popping sound on occasion if he gets too rough with it, though it doesn't hurt him and he insists there is no need to stop when it happens. I do blame the quack of a doctor for not doing anything about it. He had went to a urologist after that, but the Dr. just said that it had already healed and it was too late to do anything about it I guess I should be thankful that he didn't completely destroy the tissue, and that he can still get an erection.
09/04/2008
Contributor: All In All In
I am actually still recovering from an injury. I was at a kinky BDSM event and I ended up spraining my right shoulder. It was no ones fault but I guess I was getting overly excited and pulled to hard on my restraint.

Even with the injury the scene was really hot and it was worth the whole trip.
09/04/2008
Contributor: Anica Anica
Like Bulma, my left hip will cramp up depending on the position. During a few sessions of me being handcuffed, I ended up with a bruise around both wrists...that was hard to hide at work...haha!
09/04/2008
Contributor: Viv Viv
I've definitely had my share. When i was younger and just experimenting with BDSM and in a sub role, i had my wrists bound with many layers of duct tape that I managed to rip and break out of. (public service announcement: Do NOT use duct tape in bondage for this reason) I had to go to the doctor because my wrists were all black and blue and swollen to twice their size. just a bad sprain though. got strange looks on that one. told him we were overtired and playing harry Houdini- yeah right.

mostly now i get hip problems. I have a syndrome called type III ehlers danlos which is a collagen/ligament problem which basically leaves me too flexible for my own good. the worst thing that happens to me recently as a result is having trouble dislocating my right hip at inopportune moments. if i didn't have EDS that would be an overnight hospital trip, but as it is with my abnormal ligaments, i just have to pop it back in, but it sure can ruin the mood!

and yikes bulma! you made me cross my legs for him! glad he's okay!
09/04/2008
Contributor: BeeLeaveMe BeeLeaveMe
Cramps and rug burns seem to be the norm. A broken nose wow. I have always heard stories of guys breaking their dicks and I know my husband is deathly afraid of that happening. Every time he slips out and then thrust hard or if I bend it the wrong way he gasps. We also have to watch his right shoulder because it is easy to dislocate from years of playing hockey. We haven't had anything like that happen yet but Oh I am waiting for the day!
09/04/2008
Contributor: Robyn Robyn
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Originally posted by BeeLeaveMe
I am curious to know how many of us have actually been hurt having sex.Broken bones? Black eyes? Or maybe a sprained ankle or two?Anyone ever ended up in the emergency room?
I DID! I ended up in the Emergency Room, with a split lip! I didn't think it was that bad till we finished and turned on a light and saw how much blood there was everywhere, I looked in the mirror and yeah I had bitten my lip clean thru, and needed to been seen. Because of my fear of needles they couldn't stitch it they ended up supergluing my lip back together so there isn't really much of a scar, but yes rough sex sent me to the emergency room.
09/04/2008
Contributor: His scarlett His scarlett
i have never been hurt but my Master told me of a time He was at a play party years ago and an inexperienced Dom was unfastening a sub from an X frame - instead of releasing her legs first he released her hands and she keeled over breaking her nose and spraining an ankle......
09/04/2008
Contributor: Dame Demi Dame Demi
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Originally posted by Epiphora
Yeah, the worst I've had is leg cramps. They SUCK though.
I tend to get leg cramps just as I'm about to orgasm, too, and it does SUCK! I've also been known to orgasm myself into a migraine. And I got rug burn on my forehead and chin, once.
09/04/2008
Contributor: Maria Maria
A few months ago M and I were having sex, and he accidently hit my lymph node with his thumb. I didn't think anything of it at the time because it didn't hurt--but man, did it ever swell up!

Needless to say, we're much more careful now. I wasn't aware my nodes were so sensitive, lol.
09/04/2008
Contributor: Cock Wrangler Cock Wrangler
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Originally posted by Viv
I've definitely had my share. When i was younger and just experimenting with BDSM and in a sub role, i had my wrists bound with many layers of duct tape that I managed to rip and break out of. (public service announcement: Do NOT use duct tape ... more
And that's why bondage tape was invented. Ha.
Extra flexibility sounds like it could be a good thing. Kinda weird, sure, but since you can fix it yourself, pretty nifty. Then again, I get really into people's bones and ligaments, so I would probably find it hot.
09/05/2008
Contributor: Viv Viv
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Originally posted by Cock Wrangler
And that's why bondage tape was invented. Ha.Extra flexibility sounds like it could be a good thing. Kinda weird, sure, but since you can fix it yourself, pretty nifty. Then again, I get really into people's bones and ligaments, so I would ... more
yeah, no more duct tape. we were stupid kids XP

and the hyperflexiblity can definitely be a great asset -actually one of my most comfortable positions in a completely nonsexual way is to sit with my feet on top of my head. I mean, it is a chronic pain disorder, but hell, sometimes you've got to look at the bright side of everything.
09/05/2008
Contributor: Essin' Em Essin' Em
I ended up in the ER with this mind blowing death headache that lasted for 5 days (actually, 3 different ERs). But I don't know if that counts
09/05/2008