Lamest hero or villain?

Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Aquaman has gotta be the lamest hero in my eyes.

I can't really think of any villains.
09/10/2012
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Contributor: Noelle Noelle
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Originally posted by Falsepast
Aquaman has gotta be the lamest hero in my eyes.

I can't really think of any villains.
I agree, Aquaman is lame.
09/10/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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Originally posted by Noelle
I agree, Aquaman is lame.
I'm just gonna third this...his powers are literally useless for the most part if he's on land where most of the crime usually takes place.

What's he going to do...summon a flock of killer sea gulls to stop a bank robbery? xD
09/11/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
I'm just gonna third this...his powers are literally useless for the most part if he's on land where most of the crime usually takes place.

What's he going to do...summon a flock of killer sea gulls to stop a bank robbery? xD
I literally have no clue what he would do to help anyone but those attacked by sharks, or drowning
09/11/2012
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I concur.
09/11/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
I'm just gonna third this...his powers are literally useless for the most part if he's on land where most of the crime usually takes place.

What's he going to do...summon a flock of killer sea gulls to stop a bank robbery? xD
"Seagulls - crap on their heads!"

My ex-husband used to be an expert on pulp-era comics, and there was quite a list of thematic heroes and villains in which you'd just scratch your head and say "WTF?" Sadly, I don't remember any of them in particular ... likely due to wanting to forget.

Actually, lamest villain would have to go to Ming the Merciless ... he gets his ass handed to him by a polo player (or football player, depending on which Flash Gordon story you go with) on a regular basis, his planet is engulfed in a four way civil war, and he doesn't even use a quarter of the potential of his planet's capabilities. My ex-husband used to call him "Ming the Incompetent". In fact, just about any space opera villain from the 1930's was pretty lame.
09/11/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Yeah, probably Aquaman. Poor guy.
09/11/2012
Contributor: himynameissteph himynameissteph
I don't like Superman...
09/15/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
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Originally posted by himynameissteph
I don't like Superman...
But he isn't the lamest in terms of abilities and such. I don't really like him either. Too overpowered
09/16/2012
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
n+1 to aquaman, poor aquaman.
09/16/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
"Seagulls - crap on their heads!"

My ex-husband used to be an expert on pulp-era comics, and there was quite a list of thematic heroes and villains in which you'd just scratch your head and say "WTF?" Sadly, I ... more
Poor Ming...just googled him and he needs a serious makeover.
The big billowy robe look just doesn't suit him all that well.

I suppose if he was made back in the 30's he was probably reasonably intimidating for that time period...maybe.

Sad thing is the actor that plays him in the film looks (just from the few pictures, mind you) like he might've been hot under the right circumstances.
...then again I thought Xerxes from 300 was hot. xD
09/16/2012
Contributor: ashley2424 ashley2424
lol aquaman for sure!
09/16/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
The Hoopster. There are just so many one time villain and heroes from the old comics that it's hard to pick one that was the most lame. It doesn't help that technology has evolved to the point where some of the old magic is now mundane
09/16/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
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Originally posted by gsfanatic
The Hoopster. There are just so many one time villain and heroes from the old comics that it's hard to pick one that was the most lame. It doesn't help that technology has evolved to the point where some of the old magic is now mundane
Ugh. Just the name makes me facepalm.
09/17/2012