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Contributor: Blinker Blinker
A 23 year old man was found dead in his seat after watching the new Twilight movie, Eclipse.

Hopefully charges will be brought against Kristen Stewart, Taylor Shirtless and Cedric Diggory.
07/11/2010
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Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Blinker
A 23 year old man was found dead in his seat after watching the new Twilight movie, Eclipse.

Hopefully charges will be brought against Kristen Stewart, Taylor Shirtless and Cedric Diggory. ... more
How have you deemed that Robert Pattinson not at all guilty, but the rest of the casst is? LOL

And if people were going to die watching those movies, my money would have been on the first one
07/11/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
He was probably bored to death. I'll go see them all just because I've read the books, but overall, this series has NOTHING on True Blood.
07/11/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
How have you deemed that Robert Pattinson not at all guilty, but the rest of the casst is? LOL

And if people were going to die watching those movies, my money would have been on the first one
Robert Pattinson played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter.
07/11/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Poor guy - the last thing he sees is an awful movie with awful actors from an awfully-written fanfic based on World of Darkness RPG.
07/11/2010
Contributor: kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
A 23 year old man was found dead in his seat after watching the new Twilight movie, Eclipse.

Hopefully charges will be brought against Kristen Stewart, Taylor Shirtless and Cedric Diggory. ... more
or maybe the movie had too much action or perhaps a part frightened the guy and his heart couldn't handle it or perhaps he knew he was dying so he wanted to see it before he died.
07/11/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
or maybe the movie had too much action or perhaps a part frightened the guy and his heart couldn't handle it or perhaps he knew he was dying so he wanted to see it before he died.
I don't think anyone seriously thinks he died because the movie killed him
07/11/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
It's those caterpillar eyebrows... I just know it is... they kill you with one look!
07/11/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
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Originally posted by Alicia
I don't think anyone seriously thinks he died because the movie killed him
hehehehehe
07/11/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Alicia
Robert Pattinson played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter.
Ah...now it makes sense. See? This is what happens when you're only into ONE series of popular fantasy movies. Silly me
07/11/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Ah...now it makes sense. See? This is what happens when you're only into ONE series of popular fantasy movies. Silly me
LOL
07/11/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
It was Taylor Lautner's abs that killed him!
07/11/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
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Originally posted by Blinker
It was Taylor Lautner's abs that killed him!
Perhaps he died happily, then!
07/11/2010
Contributor: kck kck
This entire thread is epically LOL-worthy.
07/11/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
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Originally posted by Blinker
It was Taylor Lautner's abs that killed him!
Oh yea! Did anyone see him on SNL doing his martial arts moves? What a hunk!
07/11/2010
Contributor: Dame Saphir Dame Saphir
I'd do him
07/11/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
A 23 year old man was found dead in his seat after watching the new Twilight movie, Eclipse.

Hopefully charges will be brought against Kristen Stewart, Taylor Shirtless and Cedric Diggory. ... more
Ha!
07/12/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
My friend posted this up on facebook, and all I could do was chuckle. I mean, I feel bad cuz he's dead, but still, lol
07/12/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Blinker
It was Taylor Lautner's abs that killed him!
I'm not sure how but I'm pretty sure they could actually do that...they are pretty out of control.
07/13/2010