50 (or however many) worst sex inventions/ sex toys (taking nominations)

50 (or however many) worst sex inventions/ sex toys (taking nominations)

ScottA ScottA
In honor of the "50 worst inventions" post here's the sex variant.

My nomination: the electric bed (turn of the 20th century quack device for infertility). One plate under the mattress, one plate on a canopy type thing.

Others?
08/18/2010
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P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
In honor of the "50 worst inventions" post here's the sex variant.

My nomination: the electric bed (turn of the 20th century quack device for infertility). One plate under the mattress, one plate on a canopy type thing.

Others?
We once got "as a gift" for buying from an other company. We received a "toy." This toy was several jelly rubber beads on STRING. With a ridiculous little jelly rubber ring to hold on to, I think that's what the ring was for. I mean, string like you'd wrap a roast in. We were told it was "A $20.00 value!" I doubt it.

String? How could you clean that? Was it supposed to be a one time item? No instruction. It just said, "Sex Beads. Made in China." YUCK.

Although this isn't the one we got, this one says in my mind, "Bacterial Vaginal Infection, waiting to Happen."

bacterial vaginal infection device
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08/18/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
In honor of the "50 worst inventions" post here's the sex variant.

My nomination: the electric bed (turn of the 20th century quack device for infertility). One plate under the mattress, one plate on a canopy type thing.

Others?
Fruit-scented toys.

'Nuff said.
08/18/2010
married with children married with children
blow up dolls. how is using a doll better then just your hand?
05/16/2011
deletedacct deletedacct
Fruity scented toys are pretty nauseating.
05/16/2011
Zombie Ghost Zombie Ghost
link this thing will give any sane person nightmares.
05/17/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Zombie Ghost
link this thing will give any sane person nightmares.
That one seems to show up on a lot of these lists, lol
05/17/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Zombie Ghost
link this thing will give any sane person nightmares.
It looks like Ron Jeremy.
05/17/2011
Zombie Ghost Zombie Ghost
Or the Baby Jesus Butt plug.
05/20/2011
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